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click here to add the fuckbuddies application

181 [+ / -]     Jul 16, 2008

  • (Two girls are looking at Facebook)
  • Girl 1: I dunno... Should I add him as a friend?
  • Girl 2: Yeah dude, totally. Look, you have two friends in common, that means you're acquaintances. Also, you slept with him.

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office supplies are a total necessity

69 [+ / -]     Jul 15, 2008

  • Girl: (responding to a question in class) Well perhaps it's the rising cost of staples... food, water, gas, that's raising the cost of living.
  • Guy: (scoffs) Staples?

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careful what you wish for... they have night sticks

208 [+ / -]     Jul 14, 2008

  • (As Drunk Guy is getting arrested by the cops and put in cop car)
  • Cop: Any requests?
  • Drunk Guy: Yeah... 95.5 The Beat!

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ironically, his second album is titled "exclusive"

73 [+ / -]     Jul 12, 2008

  • Girl on cell: Look baby, if we just break up for one day it won't be cheating
  • (pause)
  • Girl on cell: Don't yell at me!
  • (pause)
  • Girl on cell: Well, what if it was Chris Brown?
  • (pause)
  • Girl on cell: No, its not.

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