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Overseen in Athens


For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.

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Quotes from "Brumby Hall"


he's the worst stalker ever

-57 [+ / -]     Dec 21, 2008

  • Drunk Freshman Girl 1: Like, ohmigod, I should be falling over right, now!
  • Drunk Freshman Girl 2: No, girl, you're fine.
  • Drunk Freshman Girl 1: And, ohmigod! Like, why was Joseph kissing all over me?
  • Drunk Freshman Girl 2: Because he doesn't know that you have a boyfriend!
  • Drunk Freshman Girl 1: Ohmigod, does he not check Facebook? Like, what the eff?
  • Drunk Freshman Girl 2: I guess not, girl.

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yeah, with that girl over there

34 [+ / -]     Dec 15, 2008

  • Girl: (to friend) So I'm just gonna like take some Adderall, study like fucking hell, and stay up all night until I pass out.
  • Father: (eavesdropping, to daughter) So, um, do you have any studying to do?

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because i was wondering if you could give me his number

81 [+ / -]     Nov 18, 2008

  • Sorostitute: (to roommate) So, you still dating that guy I hooked up with?

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this moment brought to you by tara reid

29 [+ / -]     Nov 09, 2008

  • Sorostitute 1: Aw, sweetie your boob is showing.
  • Sorostitute 2: Nuh-uh!
  • (Sorostitute 2 looks down at exposed breast)
  • Sorostitute 2: Ha, no way!

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or a spelling bee

65 [+ / -]     Dec 17, 2007

  • Sober girl: Dude, you look like a total sorostitute.
  • Drunk girl: I do not look like a sorostitute! I would never join a sorostity!

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it's like a really short giraffe

-17 [+ / -]     Dec 02, 2007

  • (Girl 1 trying to find something to compare another girl's legs to, but she can't quite remember the word)
  • Girl 1: Oh! I remember! A gazelle! They remind me of a gazelle!
  • Girl 2: What's a gazelle?
  • Girl 3: Yeah, what's a gazelle?
  • Girl 1: I'm not sure.

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