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For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.

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Quotes from "Cine"


being the fill-in is a tough job, but someone's gotta do it

74 [+ / -]     Jan 02, 2009

  • (On New Year's Eve)
  • Gay Guy: Since we're the only single ones here, we have to kiss at midnight.
  • Straight Girl: Sounds good.
  • Gay Guy: Unless I find a hot guy in the next fifteen minutes, then you're out.

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why michael jackson is no longer welcome at the beachwood theatre

171 [+ / -]     Dec 28, 2007

  • Guy 1: Three tickets for No Country For Old Men, please.
  • Ticket lady: I am going to need to see I.D.
  • (Guy 1 hands I.D. to Ticket Lady)
  • Ticket lady: Alright, now I am going to need to see their I.D.
  • (Ticket Lady points to the Guy 1's two friends standing to the side)
  • Guy 2: Are you not allowed to buy tickets for us?
  • Guy 1: I usually can, but I am pretty sure this lady is just being a bitch.
  • Ticket lady: Excuse me?
  • Guy 1: Three for Bee Movie, please.

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still, your shoelaces look a little yellow

-37 [+ / -]     Apr 22, 2006

  • Guy: Man, the urinals were at knee-height. There was definitely some splashage going on.
    Girl: Did you have to stand like this?
  • (Girl squats)
  • Guy: No, it was pretty aimable.

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you know they have those kinds of movies, right?

-13 [+ / -]     Apr 15, 2006

  • (Coming out of the theater after seeing "Tristan and Isolde")
  • Girl: For our five dollars, we should have seen more of them doing it.

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