Brand New:
Overseen in Athens


For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.

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Quotes from "East-West Bus"


and the words are so small!

-12 [+ / -]     Feb 19, 2010

  • Girl 1: I'm supposed to be reading this political science book and it doesn't have any pictures.
  • Girl 2: (gasps) You're kidding!
  • Girl 1: No, it's just margin to margin words.

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sounds like that's how things are already

81 [+ / -]     Mar 30, 2009

  • Sorostitute on Cell: Why do you want to make our relationship official on Facebook?
  • (pause)
  • Sorostitute on Cell: Wait, so you think I'm going to cheat on you if our relationship is not FBO?
  • (pause)
  • Sorostitute on Cell: You know what I could do? I can make it so that you can see that we're in a relationship, but nobody else can!

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now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to math class

-57 [+ / -]     Feb 16, 2009

  • Guy: What time is it? I have to get to class.
  • Girl: 7:25.
  • Guy: Sweet! I'm five minutes early for being ten minutes early.
  • Girl: Oh my gosh, why are you coming to class 25 minutes early? You're such an overachiever, you bookworm!

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one of uga's lesser known pass / fail courses

68 [+ / -]     Dec 10, 2008

  • (Two passengers are made to walk from the back door to the front door)
  • Bus Driver: Sorry, I just had to check your sketch factor.

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depends if the wifi can reach that far

68 [+ / -]     Aug 19, 2008

  • Sorostitute on cell: I want to study abroad, but, well... I just don't know. Do you think they'll have international Internet?

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this is either very psycho or very clever

68 [+ / -]     Aug 19, 2008

  • (Fratty asks Sorostitute for her number)
  • Sorostitute: Only if you will you text me randomly to tell me that you love me.

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college is about spreading the cheer

144 [+ / -]     Dec 07, 2007

  • Sorostitute: This bus is so Christmasy. Hey look, mistletoe! Doesn't that mean you have to kiss me?
  • Guy: Actually, it means you have to sleep with me tonight.
  • Sorostitute: Ok!

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the reason you'll be taking defensive driving for the next few years

-19 [+ / -]     Nov 08, 2007

  • Fratty 1: Ugh, I have an offensive... I mean defensive driving course at 9 AM in Macon.
  • Fratty 2: Oh, dude that sucks.
  • Fratty 1: Yeah, and I want to go to the game, so I'll prolly just end up taking that defensive driving course hung-over.

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friends like that are hard to come by

95 [+ / -]     Dec 08, 2006

  • Sorostitute on cell: Thats ok... I don't even remember my semi-formal. I just remember waking up and being all sweaty, and my heart was beating real fast, and I couldn't breath too good... so I went and asked my sorority sister what happened, and she said, "Oh... you were passing out at dinner... so we gave a handful of Adderall."

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