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Overseen in Athens


For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.

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Quotes from "Omni"


let's get fiscal

154 [+ / -]     Dec 11, 2008

  • Sorostitute 1: I'm not really motivated to work out anymore.
  • Sorostitute 2: You need some motivation? Daddy says that there is a direct relationship between how skinny you are and how much money your husband makes. I totally bet you can do at least two hundred more crunches now!

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the lindsay lohan diet

95 [+ / -]     Dec 14, 2007

  • Sorostitute: I'm tired of everyone thinking I'm a slut just because I get drunk quick at parties and wind up hooking up with guys. I only drink hard liquor because it has less calories than beer.

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olympic sport?

5 [+ / -]     Jun 16, 2006

  • Girl: You're going to have to take away my toys.
    Trainer: Which ones?
    Girl: Duracell and Energizer.

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