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For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.

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Quotes from "Peabody"


might want to mix in some ritalin, too

14 [+ / -]     Oct 12, 2009

  • Black Girl: So my mom's all "Black people don't have pill problems," but I've been popping Benadryl tablets like they're candy to sleep at night.
  • White Girl: Well, they do look like pink Pez. They'd look cool in one of those dispensers.
  • Black Girl: What the fuck does that have to do with my addiction?
  • White Girl: I don't know, I just think a Yoda Pez dispenser would be cool.
  • Black Girl: Yoda is so fucking awesome!

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oh crap... i hear banjos!

165 [+ / -]     Feb 03, 2009

  • Professor: Last wednesday we discussed what a good argument would be for believing that Obama will succeed in office, today it will be the opposite.
  • (Professor waits for hands to go up)
  • Redneck: (eventually raising his hand) Well... he is black.
  • (The entire class looks at him)
  • Redneck: I'm only kidding, for Christ's sake, I was gonna vote for him if he wasn't a liberal... and a Muslim communist extremist.

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we'd recommend a laxative for that

105 [+ / -]     Nov 21, 2008

  • Student: A faculty bathroom? What's that supposed to mean?
  • Religion teacher: It means I can poop there and you can't.

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no wonder he's always so happy in class

193 [+ / -]     May 19, 2008

  • (Professor's cell phone rings mid-lecture)
  • Professor: (On phone, completely straight-faced) Two kilos.

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you literally need some prozac

117 [+ / -]     Apr 16, 2008

  • Professor: When I say "literally" I mean literally, not like most people use it today. I saw a commercial where a lady said she "literally" broke her back moving her furniture, but all she needed was Aleve! Really?! She had broken vertebrae, cracked bones, and Aleve fixed it all? They didn't even giver her one fucking Percocet?

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either way, you may as well be dead

75 [+ / -]     Jan 29, 2008

  • Professor: Before the judicial system was perfected, if you were caught taking nude pictures, you would either get jail time or your head cut off.
  • (students giggle)
  • Professor: Not that head, i meant this head (motioning to his head).

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"...no wonder my ears were burning"

175 [+ / -]     Oct 05, 2007

  • Professor: You choose to go out, drink and party all weekend, but would that be free will?
  • (Fratty walks in late and sits down)
  • Professor: (to Fratty) Good afternoon, we were just talking about you.

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she must have a trust fund tree in her back yard

131 [+ / -]     Apr 26, 2007

  • Professor: So, what do you think of rising college costs?
  • Sorostitute: Oh, I don't know.
  • Professor: You don't care? Your daddy will just pay more?
  • Sorostitute: My daddy doesn't pay for my college! It comes out of my trust fund!

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proof that drugs are bad

80 [+ / -]     Dec 24, 2006

  • Philosphy professor: Wait, that proof's not right... well, that's what I get for doing drugs.

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only in the british spelling

-27 [+ / -]     Dec 06, 2006

  • Girl: I thought "vacuum" had a silent "n" on the end.

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it's good to be your own boss

86 [+ / -]     Nov 27, 2006

  • Professor: You can assign the same value to both places, so we could have "Dbb", which says Bob does business with himself.Class: (stifled giggles)Professor: (looks confused) For instance, say Bob produces a product for which he has a vertical monopoly.Class: (laughs out loud)Professor: (shrugs) I don't get it.

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tautologies are so hot

5 [+ / -]     Nov 07, 2006

  • Philosophy professor: Does anyone notice something fascinating about this truth table? Now, it might not arouse your sexual passions, but it is intensely interesting.

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father^2 + son^2 = holy ghost^2

17 [+ / -]     Sep 14, 2006

  • Religion prof: And so they came up with the idea of the trinity.
  • Freshman: It's like a triangle?
  • Religion prof: Well...
  • Freshman: I don't get it, though. Did they even have geometry back then?

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