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Overseen in Athens


For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.

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Quotes from "Reed Hall"


one can dream

22 [+ / -]     Dec 18, 2009

  • Guy 1: There was a guy on Nip/Tuck last night who had such a big dick, he could give himself blowjobs.
  • (pause)
  • Guy 2: Lucky.

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her MRS degree is a double major

95 [+ / -]     Feb 04, 2009

  • Sorostitute 1: Oh, what, so you believe in more than one god?
  • Sorostitute 2: Yeah, I'm a polygamist!

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better try the pony express

100 [+ / -]     Oct 18, 2007

  • Guy 1: Hey! Dan left his phone in my room!
  • Guy 2: Should we call him and tell him?

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she'll sleep easy tonight

5 [+ / -]     Jul 21, 2006

  • Girl: (in reference to current events) Well, the bible says that anyone who rises against Israel will fail, so I'm not worried.

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maybe his rash itches

38 [+ / -]     Jun 19, 2006

  • Drunk guy: I'm not saying this because there are two girls in my bed, but I need to take my pants off.

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bi means they like two kinds

36 [+ / -]     Apr 27, 2006

  • (Playing drinking games)
  • Girl: My category is types of bicycles.
    Guy: Ok, you have to start it.
    Girl: Oh yeah. Hmmm... a unicycle!

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