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For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.

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or just start doing coke

8 [+ / -]     Jul 20, 2010

  • Girl 1: I need to lose weight, let's start exercising.
  • Girl 2: Well, alcohol slows down the fat burning process.
  • (pause)
  • Girl 2: So we'll have to cut something else.

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yet you can't touch the dancers... what a double standard

12 [+ / -]     May 04, 2010

  • Girl: I was at Toppers last night and the stripper totally stuck her hand down my shirt and starting playing with my nipple.
  • Friend: Wow.
  • Girl: Yeah, and this other one totally pulled down another girl's shirt and started licking her boobs.

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did that leaf just crawl across the floor?

6 [+ / -]     Apr 27, 2010

  • Guy: So what do you have next?
  • Girl: Horticulture.
  • Guy: Oh yeah, the class about bugs.

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the compromise was for her to stop calling him edward during sex

14 [+ / -]     Apr 14, 2010

  • Girl 1: (referring to her boyfriend) We got in a huge fight last night.
  • Girl 2: What about?
  • Girl 1: New Moon.
  • (pause)
  • Girl 1: It was more serious than it sounds.

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so just spit it out

-1 [+ / -]     Apr 08, 2010

  • Professor: A new study out in Great Britain says that facebook has contributed to the rise of STDs like syphilis. I don't know about y'all, but I find this news a little hard to swallow.

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i'd say the odds of that are pretty slim

56 [+ / -]     Mar 30, 2010

  • Professor: So now we're going to learn about probability. You, flip this coin and tell me your results.
  • Punk Guy: I got seven tails and three heads.
  • Professor: So as you can see, the coin was biased.
  • Punk Guy: Nah, it's just because I love tail.
  • Sorostitute: Does that mean you don't love head?

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there's an s on her chest for a reason... and it's brown!

17 [+ / -]     Mar 20, 2010

  • Girl 1: I have to go to bathroom.
  • Girl 2: You know, since I have gotten comfortable taking shits in Payne Hall, I can shit anywhere. I feel invincible.
  • Girl 1: Really...

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followed by a siesta

50 [+ / -]     Mar 18, 2010

  • (Professor is talking about the "10 steps" to putting on a condom)
  • Professor: Do you guys know how to tell if it's inside out?
  • (silence)
  • Professor: If it looks like a sombrero then it's right side out
  • (silence)
  • Professor: So, remember, if it looks like a sombrero your ready for a fiesta!

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my big fat greek lack of a decent education

11 [+ / -]     Mar 05, 2010

  • Girl 1: Oh my gosh! Look how pretty her skin is!
  • Girl 2: Yeah! She looks like she's a straight-out-of-Greece Italian.

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either that or a complimentary tramp stamp

22 [+ / -]     Jan 29, 2010

  • Girl 1: So, weird dream last night. Her boyfriend was checking me out, we got really trashed and had sex.
  • Girl 2: That wasn't a dream. Expect a round of applause next time you go to that tattoo parlor.

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going down?

-28 [+ / -]     Jan 21, 2010

  • (In the SLC elevator)
  • (Fratty 1 hiccups)
  • (pause)
  • Fratty 2: Dude, that's so gay.

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also, wrong wallace

30 [+ / -]     Jan 13, 2010

  • (In US History Post 1865)
  • Professor: Can anyone tell me who George Wallace is?
  • Sorostitute: He's that character from Braveheart!
  • Professor: No, sorry, not in this class.

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don't forget about all the free condoms

14 [+ / -]     Jan 05, 2010

  • Professor: Apparently, all you guys do is make-out and get wasted all the time because you're college students. Which is why the university puts hand sanitizer everywhere and obsessively cleans.

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that one was easy! i hope it's on the final!

47 [+ / -]     Nov 18, 2009

  • Professor: What would happen if you picked up a fresh cow patty?
  • Girl: You'd get shit on your hands?

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does it matter?

-1 [+ / -]     Nov 13, 2009

  • Male Professor: So, who stayed in town this weekend? Did anyone go downtown?
  • Student: I was downtown!
  • Male Professor: Sweet.
  • Student: Were you downtown wearing a dress?
  • Male Professor: What color?

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furries are people, too

41 [+ / -]     Nov 10, 2009

  • Girl 1: She says it's her lifestyle.
  • Girl 2: Okay, living in a huge expensive house is a lifestyle. Dressing up like a cat, and going to a parties where everyone else is a cat, and having cat orgies is not a lifestyle.

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what if a plant has nuts?

-16 [+ / -]     Sep 14, 2009

  • Professor: So if this plant has berries, is it male or female?
  • Student: Female!
  • Professor: Right! Boys don't have berries.

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must be the thin air

-9 [+ / -]     Aug 27, 2009

  • Girl 1: My family is legit mountain people.
  • Girl 2: No, my family is more! My aunt Mary Ann is the stupidest person ever. A lawn mower stopped working so she stuck her hand inside and chopped off all her fingers!

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not too loud... that's like saying "bomb" on an airplane

-47 [+ / -]     Aug 26, 2009

  • (Exiting SLC 102 as everyone is rushing for the door)
  • Guy: If there is ever a fire in here, we are screwed!
  • Girl: But how would a fire get started in here?
  • Guy: An arsonist?

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in some countries, that means they're married now

76 [+ / -]     Aug 25, 2009

  • (Fratty walking up to his friend that is studying)
  • Fratty: What's up homie g-dawg times 10,452?
  • Guy studying: Slap me some skin you sly, slicky slim jim.
  • Girl at the next table: Wait, what the fuck just happened?

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made in china for your vagina!

86 [+ / -]     Jun 11, 2009

  • Guest speaker: Someone give me an example of anything that is manufactured, give me anything.
  • Student: Sex toys!

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and he's meeting the doctor for drinks on friday

-26 [+ / -]     May 16, 2009

  • Guy 1: You had to go to a urologist? Damn, what'd he say?
  • Guy 2: He said nothing was wrong. He had to check my balls, though, and... and my prostate.
  • Guy 1: Dude... shit... you're fucking gay now.

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can i get that with an extra shot of "oh no she didn't!"

108 [+ / -]     May 08, 2009

  • Jittery Joe's Guy: White mocha?
  • (Girl 1 takes drink)
  • Jittery Joe's Guy: Non-fat white mocha with soy?
  • Girl 2: Um, I had just a regular white mocha.
  • Jittery Joe's Guy: Ugh, that skank took your shit!

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just in time for mother's day

70 [+ / -]     Apr 09, 2009

  • Sorostitute on Cell: You know, I should tell him that I can't fill out my shirt so that he'll get me a boob job.
  • (pause)
  • Sorostitute on Cell: No way, Mom! You're getting one? Can we get them together?

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he's rocking his own stimulus package

139 [+ / -]     Mar 27, 2009

  • (Economics class is talking about California's plan to legalize marijuana for tax profits)
  • Professor: The government could get away with slapping a huge tax on pot because people would be willing to pay it. It's already expensive enough trying to sneak around and buy pot illegally.
  • (class is silent for 15-20 seconds)
  • Professor: I would assume.

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unless of course they're heroin muffins

136 [+ / -]     Mar 16, 2009

  • Professor: Really the only thing that grows in Afghanistan is poppies. And there are only three things you can do with poppies - make poppy seed bagels, poppy seed muffins, and make heroin. And you aren't going to make a lot of money from the muffins.

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we call that "opportunity management"

103 [+ / -]     Feb 24, 2009

  • Fratty: It's not really hit it and quit it. It's more like hit it, hit it, keep hitting it for a month... then quit it.

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kicker for the falcons, dumbass

-62 [+ / -]     Feb 23, 2009

  • Fratty 1: So I heard Michael Adams makes like $600,000.
  • Fratty 2: Who's Michael Adams?

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funny, i don't remember voting for him

22 [+ / -]     Feb 19, 2009

  • Sorostitute: Who is that guy?
  • Guy: Really? That's the President.
  • Sorostitute: Of the United States?
  • Guy: No.
  • Sorostitute: I mean, not the current President. You know what I mean.
  • Guy: No, that's the President of UGA.
  • Sorostitute: Oh, hah. Wait, we have a President of UGA?

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its sad when even professors think thursday is the weekend

83 [+ / -]     Feb 18, 2009

  • Professor: It's referring to how the different organs in your body perform different functions. Your heart pumps blood and your liver helps you recover from Thursday night.

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she must have gotten up on the evil side of the bed

186 [+ / -]     Feb 12, 2009

  • Girl 1: It was weird, I totally saw a less cute version of you today by the Hull Street parking deck. It was like your evil twin or something.
  • Girl 2: (pauses) Yeah... that was me, actually.

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as opposed to a non-up-the-butt enema

-71 [+ / -]     Jan 13, 2009

  • Girl 1: So yeah, like I totally had the worst Christmas break ever! My family was driving me crazy and I just wanted to come back and get away!
  • Girl 2: That sucks, mine was pretty great.
  • Girl 1: And to top it all off, the dog was having seizures and we had to give him an enema up his butt. Do you even comprehend how not-fun that was?
  • Girl 2: Damn.

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a luxury he never had when he was young

29 [+ / -]     Dec 11, 2008

  • Professor: They are actually starting to make brain games that make kids more smarter.

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during the commercials, of course

116 [+ / -]     Dec 11, 2008

  • Girl 1: So how did that study session with that guy go last night?
  • Girl 2: I went to his place, he took a couple of hits off a huge bong, we fucked, and then watched the Boondock Saints.
  • Girl 1: Nice!
  • Girl 3: So when did you study?

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that's the last time i sign up for a class with dr. dre

14 [+ / -]     Dec 08, 2008

  • (Professor is taking about a quiz application on Facebook)
  • Professor: Some of you will find that you might be higher than how high you think you are.
  • (laughter)
  • Professor: I meant the results on the quiz!

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murphy says yes

49 [+ / -]     Dec 08, 2008

  • Sorostitute: Do you think that thing is going to be on the test?
  • Fratty: What thing?
  • Sorostitute: You know, that thing that wasn't in the notes and we didn't cover in class.
  • Fratty: (stares) Yeah.

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we're sure he's never gotten that one before

-38 [+ / -]     Nov 25, 2008

  • Girl 1: Who is the Dalai Lama?
  • Girl 2: You don't know who the Dalai Lama is? Tibetan monk?
  • Girl 1: Llama? With two Ls? The monk is a llama?

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global warming is worse than we thought

94 [+ / -]     Nov 22, 2008

  • Girl 1: Why are you wearing a skirt, it's so cold outside!
  • Girl 2: What are you talking about? It's nice today.
  • Girl 1: Wait, didn't you used to live someplace really cold or something?
  • Girl 2: I'm from Kuwait.
  • Girl 1: Oh, that explains it!
  • Girl 2: (pauses) Kuwait is a desert.

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aren't they doing background checks yet?

146 [+ / -]     Nov 05, 2008

  • Professor (to a student who is texting): Show me what's between your legs!

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because nobody wants to see how to check for prostate cancer

97 [+ / -]     Oct 27, 2008

  • Communication Professor: Can anyone tell me what type of cancer is the most represented in the media?
  • Student: Breast cancer.
  • Communication Professor: That's right, and why? Because boobs are neat.

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thank god they installed that pregnancy test vending machine by the jittery joe's

127 [+ / -]     Oct 13, 2008

  • (While in the SLC bathroom, Girl 1 is in a stall having a conversation with her friend who is outside the stall)
  • Sorostitute 1: Ohmigod, wait... yes!
  • Sorostitute 2: What?
  • Sorostitute 1: I'm not pregnant!
  • Sorostitute 2: Yay!

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that's the sort of conviction that launches 1000 ships

-43 [+ / -]     Oct 08, 2008

  • Sorostitute: So, I was totally, like, Helen of Troy in a past life. I was so hot I started a huge war!
  • Guy: So you believe in reincarnation?
  • Sorostitute: Well, no, I don't, so I guess I take all that back.
  • Guy: So you're just dead?
  • Sorostitute: Yeah, I'm just dead.
  • Guy: That's what I thought.

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it's true what they say about too much of a good thing

26 [+ / -]     Sep 17, 2008

  • (As he walks onto the elevator with a large cup of coffee)
  • Scenester: Adderall is killing my brain, dude... I can't even study.

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put down the freud and back away

52 [+ / -]     Sep 11, 2008

  • Sorostitute on cell: So, I'm gonna sleep with him in Daddy's bed. Wait, Daddy's gonna be home this weekend.

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have you tried the new diet medium roast?

62 [+ / -]     Sep 10, 2008

  • Sorostitute: Whole bean... is that like whole grain?
  • Jittery Joe's Guy: Uh...
  • Sorostitute: Like, is that the healthy option?

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but what happens if they break down?

90 [+ / -]     Sep 05, 2008

  • (2 girls walking up the stairs at the SLC)
  • Girl: (to friend) You know, they should really invent moving stairs.

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i see london, i see france

99 [+ / -]     Sep 04, 2008

  • Girl on cell: (entering crowded elevator) And then he looked at me and said, "Nice panties." I was like, "Ugh, you have a wife. I could get you fired."

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stick with religion

68 [+ / -]     Sep 03, 2008

  • Professor: The last of the five pillars of Islam is Zakat, which says we should give 2.5% of our capital a year. So, if you make about $1,000, how much should you give away?
  • Student: Um... $25?
  • Professor: $40.
  • Student: No, its $25.
  • Professor: Trust me on this, it's $40.

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can't a guy just catch 'em all in peace?

-29 [+ / -]     Aug 29, 2008

  • Guy 1: Dude, are you drawing a Mudkip on your notes?
  • Guy 2: Yeah, why?
  • Guy 1: Cause I heard U like Mudkips, but I wasn't sure if it was true.
  • Professor: Please stop talking.
  • Guy 1: Well, we have a problem. See, my friend said you like Mudkips and have over nine thousand of them.
  • Professor: I'm not sure exactly what you are talking about, but I want to speak to both of you after class.
  • Guy 2: (whispers) Thanks, asshole.

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click here to add the fuckbuddies application

274 [+ / -]     Jul 16, 2008

  • (Two girls are looking at Facebook)
  • Girl 1: I dunno... Should I add him as a friend?
  • Girl 2: Yeah dude, totally. Look, you have two friends in common, that means you're acquaintances. Also, you slept with him.

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especially after the infamous gavel murders of 1973

1 [+ / -]     May 30, 2008

  • Instructor: I brought my gavel to class today because it's more fun to point at things when you have it in your hand. And it's fun to bang it. Sadly, due to changes in education, gavels are rarely considered okay for classroom use.

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probably not too far from the truth

237 [+ / -]     May 23, 2008

  • Professor: What does it say at the beginning of the Georgia Constitution?
  • Student: Listen up, y'all.

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the word "whippersnappers" also came up

37 [+ / -]     May 18, 2008

  • Professor: Our final is in this room Wednesday at 8:00 AM.
  • (Professor turns to a student in the front row)
  • Professor: This is the time you'd normally be throwing the steel around, right? That's what the cool kids are saying now, right? Throwing around the steel? It means working out.

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for his sake, let's hope ass kicking is on that list

21 [+ / -]     May 14, 2008

  • Guy: Every woman wants to be a man.
  • Girl: No, I'm happy being a girl, we get away with stuff and get out of stuff so much easier!
  • Guy: Yeah, like voting, rights, driving, and good decision making.

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it's been even longer since she paused to breathe

81 [+ / -]     May 12, 2008

  • Sorostitute: I really want a muffin because they are so good. But I was on the phone with Momma one time in line here and I told her I was about to get a muffin. She said, "you know what happens to girls who eat muffins right? they get muffin tops." Then I looked over and this, like, huge girl was eating a muffin. So I was like, oh my gosh she's right. I haven't had a muffin in like six months.

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"...why do you think i'm an only child?"

120 [+ / -]     May 11, 2008

  • Young Professor: I am probably going to let you guy go a little early today because I have to pick my Mom up at the airport.
  • (All the girls in the front row say "awwww")
  • Young Professor: No! Its not like that, my mother has the parental instincts of a species that has the tendency to eat its young.

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the scary thing is it's plural

61 [+ / -]     May 09, 2008

  • Fratty: (to girl) Well, it was good to see you again. Good luck with your STDs.

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no guts no glory

169 [+ / -]     May 08, 2008

  • Girl 1: I was walking outside Park Hall when I felt something wet and nasty hit the back of my neck.
  • Girl 2: Ew... bird poop?
  • Girl 1: No! Get this... it was a hawk or something squeezing the guts out of a baby squirrel... and when I looked up all these squirrel guts hit me in the face!
  • Girl 2: That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard!
  • Girl 1: So, anyway... do you think this was an omen?

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she's clearly learning to be critical

15 [+ / -]     May 07, 2008

  • (Three sorostitutes are talking after a logic and critical thinking class)
  • Sorostitute: So, ever since I've been at college, I've realized how totally immature girls in high school are... like for realz.

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your 11 o'clock is on line 1

44 [+ / -]     May 03, 2008

  • (Guy walks over to Sorostitute sitting down in armchair, they kiss)
  • Sorostitute: Bye, see you later!
  • (Guy walks away, her phone rings)
  • Sorostitute: Hey baby!

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but look how well it's holding up that broken table leg

-10 [+ / -]     Apr 29, 2008

  • Sorostitute: This is a really good book, I think I'm going to keep it.
  • Fratty: Did you read any of it?
  • Sorostitute: No.

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perhaps they should call it the clinton monument

44 [+ / -]     Apr 28, 2008

  • Anthropology Professor: The Washington Monument is an extremely... phallic... sculpture, in that it is very long, and straight... and... hard.

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god knows i can't remember that shit on my own

76 [+ / -]     Apr 27, 2008

  • Professor: Well, one of my sons got ahold of my thumb drive and deleted today's lecture. I know which one it is, too, he was mad I didn't take him fishing this weekend. I guess I have to cancel class.

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reason #17 to study abroad

60 [+ / -]     Apr 20, 2008

  • Girl 1: So how old is too old?
  • Girl 2: Well, he can't be more than 10 years older than me. Unless he has an accent, that takes away another ten years.

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the sex ed classes are really going downhill

89 [+ / -]     Apr 13, 2008

  • TA: Using condoms greatly reduces sexual pleasure. It's like eating candy with the wrapper still on.

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which, by the way, is a great place to talk on the phone

161 [+ / -]     Apr 12, 2008

  • Girl on Cell: I couldn't believe he did that... ew, I just heard someone peeing!
  • Voice From Stall: That's cause you're in a bathroom, dumbass.

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who ever said doing chores was no fun?

137 [+ / -]     Apr 10, 2008

  • Girl: What are you doing Friday night?
  • Sorostitute: I'm having sex.
  • Girl: With who?
  • Sorostitute: I'm not sure. I'm down to three choices.
  • Girl: Oh, like a to-do list.

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"...so i should start sleeping with them now, right?"

-33 [+ / -]     Apr 09, 2008

  • Sorostitute: (about her political science classmates) They're all future something importants.

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which must mean he's a shitty boyfriend

228 [+ / -]     Apr 06, 2008

  • Guy on Cell: Yeah, I finally found out what happened to my boxers the other night when Katie and I got naked at her apartment. She called me the next day and said her cat had buried them in its litter box.

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at least she didn't mention the stains the dry cleaner couldn't get out

254 [+ / -]     Apr 01, 2008

  • Guy: I gave Joyce a ride home last weekend. She wanted to pick up some stuff at the dry cleaners on the way out of Athens. I drop her off at her home and the next morning my mom is all upset. Joyce had left a message on our answering machine that said, "Hey, I left my dress in your car last night..."

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was it good for you?

186 [+ / -]     Mar 29, 2008

  • Guy: So, he slept with you and then just never called?
  • Girl: Yeah, I think its pretty shitty.
  • Guy: Hmmm, you should call him... and tell him you have herpes.

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#21   "...not so loud, man... i'm still hung over"

606 [+ / -]     Mar 27, 2008

  • Professor: So who pretty much got trashed this weekend?
  • (about half raise their hands)
  • Proressor: (yells) Awesome! You guys are first up to give your presentations.

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can you walk a straight line for me, son?

65 [+ / -]     Mar 26, 2008

  • (Very early in the morning at the SLC)
  • Guy 1: That girl is pretty hot.
  • Guy 2: No, she isn't.
  • Guy 1: Oh, you're right. Sorry, I have my paper goggles on.

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i have one... can i leave?

46 [+ / -]     Mar 05, 2008

  • (In a lecture on BDSM)
  • Speaker: Any questions?
  • (silence from class)
  • Speaker: All right then. Anal sex...

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and the oscar goes to... dumb and dumber!

-69 [+ / -]     Feb 27, 2008

  • Girl: Who won big at the Oscars?
  • Guy: Well, the Coen brothers won for four different categories.
  • Girl: Really? Who knew that the guys who created There's Something About Mary could win an Oscar someday?

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my college counselor never mentioned that option

-51 [+ / -]     Feb 26, 2008

  • Roommate 1: (looking at Facebook) Is that the hot girl you work with?
  • Roommate 2:Yeah dude, and she's getting her PhD in Biochemistry.
  • Roommate 1: She should get a PhD on my penis.

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couldn't fit "me love you long time" on the candy

114 [+ / -]     Feb 25, 2008

  • Girl 1: (reading a candy sweetheart) "It's long." Wow, these things have sure gotten risque!
  • Girl 2: (looks at the heart) Honey, that says, "It's love."

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meanwhile, the dog has been cramming for exams all night

11 [+ / -]     Feb 25, 2008

  • Girl 1: I can't believe my dog ate all my Adderall.
  • Girl 2: I haven't taken any of that in forever.
  • Girl 1: I mean, I just don't know how I'm going to get through this week.

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college is about learning the fundamentals

-40 [+ / -]     Feb 19, 2008

  • Professor: Reading assignment due Wednesday, make sure you have it done.
  • Sorostitute: Is it important that we read for this class?
  • Professor: Are you serious? Yes, it is important that you read for this class.

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#4   too late

1057 [+ / -]     Feb 09, 2008

  • Sorostitute on cell: Hey! My lucky red thong came through for me! He actually wanted to... hey, let me call you back... I think some people here are listening and I don't want this all over the Internet.

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for the phone or the kid?

-21 [+ / -]     Feb 07, 2008

  • (Student's phone rings loudly in lecture)
  • Professor: Aaargggh!
  • (Student quickly shuts off phone)
  • Professor: I need a hammer.

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i prophesy an "f"

318 [+ / -]     Feb 06, 2008

  • Guy 1: The first two weeks of intro to accounting last semester, every time they said "profits" I thought they were saying "prophets."
  • Guy 2: Dude, seriously, were you home-schooled?

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the prisoner's dilemma in action

152 [+ / -]     Jan 31, 2008

  • Girl 1: Ohmigod! I think those girls behind us are taking the test together... our TA said we should report anyone working together!
  • Girl 2: Ohmigod... you are so right, let's call her right now.
  • Girl 1: Hey, wait, let's see if they know the answer to number 17 instead.

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the other women wear more flattering pants

120 [+ / -]     Jan 27, 2008

  • Professor: What are some examples of harmless white lies?
  • Student 1: "Those pants don't make you look fat."
  • Professor: Ok. Any others?
  • Student 2: "No honey, I'm not sleeping with other women!"

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it's really the same as the difference between waycross and valdosta

-34 [+ / -]     Jan 20, 2008

  • (Showing off pictures from a study abroad trip to the coast of France)
  • Sorostitute: Ohmigod, I love Rome!
  • Guy: Seriously?
  • Sorostitute: I know right, don't you just love the canals?
  • Guy: Are you sure you aren't thinking of Venice?
  • Sorostitute: No... Rome... you know... where the Romans were.

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vote allison in '08!

204 [+ / -]     Jan 16, 2008

  • Professor: How many of you have voted in an election?
  • (Blonde sorostitute is the only one that raises her hand)
  • Professor: You do know I mean government, not sorority right?

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drop/add doesn't really count, does it?

1 [+ / -]     Jan 11, 2008

  • Professor: Excuse me, what have you got there? You're not supposed to be reading anything outside of this class.
  • Student: Me? Oh okay.
  • (Student then gets up, goes down the steps and picks up a syllabus)
  • Professor: Um, excuse me. You need to get that after class. You showed up too late and if you leave now I'll deduct five points off your final grade.
  • Student: Five points? Off my final grade?
  • (Professor nods and the student leaves)
  • Professor: Eh, maybe he'll come back.

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#9   that's one midterm i wouldn't want to fail

854 [+ / -]     Jan 05, 2008

  • Anthropology professor: As you can see in this photograph, the chair, or throne, is supported by 4 human skulls. Now, I must ask you, what kind of a leader sits on a throne of skulls?
  • (Silence from students)
  • Anthropology professor: A badass, that's who.

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at least we're undefeated at something

6 [+ / -]     Dec 15, 2007

  • Girl on cell: I've only gotten drunk like once since... last Friday. Isn't that like an all time record for Georgia?

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yep, july 4, 1929. they were the reason behind the depression.

54 [+ / -]     Dec 14, 2007

  • Girl 1: When did we secede from Great Britain?
  • Girl 2: I'm not sure of the exact date, why?
  • Girl 1: But it was before 1930, right?

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christian bale called. he says get psychological help.

31 [+ / -]     Dec 13, 2007

  • Sorostitute: How would you classify someone like... have you ever seen American Psycho?
  • Professor: No.
  • Sorostitute: Oh. Well, like, all through the book, and the movie, he says he killed all these people, but then at the end you find out he actually didn't. Like, he was just explaining their absence by imagining he killed them, but he never really killed anybody. So would he still be a serial killer if he didn't kill anybody, and it was all up here (motions to head)?
  • Professor: Um, no.
  • Sorostitute: What would he be, then?
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