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For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.

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Quotes from "Subway"


eat fresh, wipe clean

27 [+ / -]     May 07, 2010

  • Customer: Can I have some napkins? I spilled some soup.
  • Employee: Don't worry about it, I'll wipe it up.
  • Customer: Well, can I still have some napkins?

    Employee: Sure.
  • Customer: Thanks, I have to take a dump when I get home and I don't have any toilet paper.

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home of the five dollar foot-long

36 [+ / -]     Apr 28, 2010

  • Blonde Girl: I'd like a six-inch please.
  • Male Employee: You sure? Only six inches?
  • Boyfriend: Yeah, 'cause we all know she can fit more than six inches in her mouth at one time.

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the customer is always right

6 [+ / -]     Feb 08, 2010

  • Employee: What else?
  • Customer 1: Ol' and viniker.
  • Employee: Oil and vinegar?
  • Customer 2: Haha! Oil? It Ol'!

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that's really a size 6 in men's

92 [+ / -]     Sep 18, 2008

  • Girl: How long is a foot long?
  • Employee: Seriously?
  • Girl: Whatever. Size 7 and a half, please.

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we call that living vicariously

34 [+ / -]     Jul 04, 2008

  • Girl 1: (referring to Girl 2's sandwich) Here, let me get that for you.
  • Girl 2: No, you're always buying me stuff.
  • Girl 1: Nuh uh, what?
  • Girl 2: Like drinks downtown.
  • Girl 1: Oh, that's because you're the DD.

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it only does monologues

61 [+ / -]     May 21, 2008

  • Guy: (talking about another guy singing) He sounds like such a pussy.
  • Girl: My vagina does not sing pop.

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$5 footlong, anyone?

-48 [+ / -]     May 15, 2008

  • Employee 1: My hair got stuck in my tongue ring last night. It hurt.
  • Employee 2: What the hell were you doing last night that got your hair in your mouth?
  • Employee 2: Not just last night, I was doing it 'till 5:30 AM!

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sub with the works... hold the smarts

67 [+ / -]     Dec 18, 2006

  • Subway dude: Hey baby... why aren't you out gettin' crunk tonight?
  • Student: Oh, uhh... I'm studying all night.
  • Subway dude: Whatchoo takin' up?
  • Student: Oh lots. Tonight it's political science.
  • Subway dude: Dayum. If there was one thing I hated in school, it was science.

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will he pay twice as much, too?

37 [+ / -]     Nov 10, 2006

  • Drunk fratty: Wait wait wait... so that's half a sub? What's a whole one then? Another one of those?
  • Clerk: Seriously, dude?

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let's hope the spelling gene is recessive

51 [+ / -]     Jun 21, 2006

  • Subway guy: What kind of sandwich would you like?
  • Future fratty: I'd like a BLT, but without tomato.
  • Subway guy: So you'd like a BL.
  • Future fratty's mom: No, he wants jalepenos on it too... he always gets that BLH.

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