Brand New:
Overseen in Athens


For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.

Here's the link
 

Quotes from "Tate plaza"


we'll give you one guess who she's texting about

24 [+ / -]     Apr 01, 2010

  • Sorostitute 1: This guy John called me yesterday... said he wanted to sleep over but I said no. That would have meant all three of my boys would have been in Athens on the same weekend.
  • (pause)
  • Sorostitute 2: I love how my phone suggests 'ho' but not 'how'.

Link / Email This | Bookmark and Share

Comments (0) | Speak Your Piece


yeah, go ahead and lick it

4 [+ / -]     Jan 15, 2010

  • (Regarding the salt on the sidewalk)
  • Girl 1: Hey, what is that?
  • Girl 2: I dunno. It kinda looks like Dippin' Dots!

Link / Email This | Bookmark and Share

Comments (0) | Speak Your Piece


viagra vs. steroids, round 1, ding!

32 [+ / -]     May 17, 2008

  • Guy on cell: Don't fuck with me! I'm harder than your strongest erection!

Link / Email This | Bookmark and Share

Comments (0) | Speak Your Piece


make a fool out of himself in public?

-48 [+ / -]     Nov 13, 2007

  • Tate preacher: So when y'all are looking at your pornography or smoking a joint or getting wasted, you aren't going to be thinking "What Would Jesus Do." So instead of WWJD, I want you to think WWMD, for "What Would Micah Do?"

Link / Email This | Bookmark and Share

Comments (0) | Speak Your Piece


'n sync is totally burning in hell

186 [+ / -]     Apr 23, 2007

  • (Directly after Nick Light's performance at Tate Plaza, the infamous Tate Preacher takes the space and starts his rants. Nick Light is behind him, gathering his equipment and listening)
  • Tate Preacher (shouting): And you boys who love men?! You are not going to reach the kingdom of heaven!
  • Nick Light: (jokingly) I like men...
  • Tate preacher: (looking back) You sure sang like you do.

Link / Email This | Bookmark and Share

Comments (0) | Speak Your Piece


best non-battery-powered, anyway

156 [+ / -]     Feb 10, 2007

  • Sorostitute 1: God, I love ATMs.
  • Sorostitute 2: Why's that?
  • Sorostitute 1: I put my card in, I press a button, and it gives me my father's money. It's the best machine in the world!

Link / Email This | Bookmark and Share

Comments (0) | Speak Your Piece


i'm, like, devoted to society and junk

92 [+ / -]     Nov 05, 2006

  • Sorostitute 1: Why are we here again?
  • Sorostitute 2: It looks good on job applications if you pretend to help people sometimes.

Link / Email This | Bookmark and Share

Comments (0) | Speak Your Piece


isn't hard and long supposed to be a good combination?

-31 [+ / -]     Aug 30, 2006

  • Sorostitute: Um like this class is like gonna be so hard because we like have to do long division.

Link / Email This | Bookmark and Share

Comments (0) | Speak Your Piece


preparing them for marriage

-9 [+ / -]     Aug 20, 2006

  • Newspaper salesboy: (to group of girls) Hey girls, you wanna help me out? Come sign up for this paper and then just cancel it. It's really easy.

Link / Email This | Bookmark and Share

Comments (0) | Speak Your Piece