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Overseen in Athens


For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.

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Quotes from "The apartment"


how else would you explain charleston?

58 [+ / -]     Oct 25, 2007

  • Girl 1: Did you know that cocaine is legal in Colombia?
  • Girl 2: How is coke legal in South Carolina?!

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mal·a·prop·ism [mal-uh-prop-iz-uhm]: an act or habit of misusing words ridiculously, esp. by the confusion of words that are similar in sound.

45 [+ / -]     Oct 07, 2007

  • Girl 1: Oh, you got your hair cut?
  • Girl 2: Yeah. Do you like it? Tell me what you think. Be frugal!

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it's like the weather channel: tomorrow night will be a frank

-38 [+ / -]     May 26, 2007

  • Girl 1: Evan... Eric... I know it starts with an E.
  • (Girl 2 enters)
  • Girl 1: Is it bad that I don't remember his name?
  • Girl 2: It's okay I don't remember mines' either.
  • Girl 1: Evan.. .Evan... I'm pretty sure it was Evan. I've never had an Evan before. That'll work.

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the aesthetic of the lamp is like, totally key

31 [+ / -]     Jun 28, 2006

  • Guy: That's an ugly lamp. Don't you think that's an ugly lamp?Art kid: well...Guy: Oh that's right, you're an art major. If I drew a line on a piece of paper and had a famous art name, you would love me.

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they cause cancer... not stupidity

-24 [+ / -]     Jun 16, 2006

  • Girl: Oh my goodness! Have you seen the new Camel Wides packs with the tatoo art?
    Guy: Yeah, that's my pack.
    Girl: Yeah I know, but have you seen them?

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she'd fit right in at the business school

38 [+ / -]     Jun 10, 2006

  • Drunk girl 1: You know what I just realized? My friends are all at least decently attractive and moderately intelligent people. I just don't have ugly stupid friends.Drunk girl 2: Until you met me. I'm like the dot out of place on a best fit line graph.Drunk girl 1: That's right, you lower the curve.

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there goes your social life

10 [+ / -]     Jun 08, 2006

  • Girl 1: (eating mixed nuts) Mmmhmmkihhhg.
    Girl 2: What? I can't understand you around the nuts in your mouth.

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i guess he didn't mean AA chips

-13 [+ / -]     May 16, 2006

  • Guy: Hey, hey, you know what we should get the next time we get drunk?
    Girl: You mean like, tomorrow?
    Guy: Well... yeah.

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