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Overseen in Athens


For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.

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Quotes from "Walker's"


guess who's not getting hired by the nsa?

3 [+ / -]     Mar 17, 2010

  • Dude: (looking at the baked goods) How much for the muffins?
  • Dude's friend: Is that code, or are you serious?

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and his face is the kleenex

-6 [+ / -]     Jul 31, 2009

  • (Eavesdropping on a loud, drunken conversation between two guys in the next booth)
  • Guy: It's like I'm holding a sneeze, except the sneeze is my fist.

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there's so much to say...

53 [+ / -]     Apr 04, 2009

  • (In the men's room, Dave Matthews is playing)
  • Fratty: Oh man, Dave Matthews!
  • Guy: Yes, one of the few musicians that can mumble and still make millions. Don't get me wrong, he's good though.
  • Fratty: Yeah, man! I used to beat off to Dave Matthews when I was 14.

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apparently it's working

66 [+ / -]     Aug 31, 2008

  • Bartender: You look sparkly.
  • Girl: Yeah, I'm sweaty.
  • Bartender: That's to draw attention to your boobs, isn't it?
  • Girl: (pause) Yeah.

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oranges are a part of this balanced breakfast

167 [+ / -]     Feb 29, 2008

  • Guy: Can I get an orange slice with this beer?
  • Bartender: Sure. I have to go and cut one up. I'm not used to serving beer at ten forty five in the morning.

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