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contagiousness is not a matter of opinion

11 [+ / -] Mar 24, 2010

Professor: Are you all right? You don't look very well.
Girl 1: I have a viral infection, but don't worry, it's not contagious.
Girl 2: Um, can you leave please?

UGA classroom

Callous Cal

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you just can't trust someone with that many freckles

39 [+ / -] Feb 25, 2010

Spanish Teacher: Do you guys think there is discrimination in the US? If so, what groups?
Student 1: Hispanics.
Student 2: Women.
Student 3: African Americans.
Ginger Student: Red-heads!

spanish class

student 5

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at least that explains the dandruff

-24 [+ / -] Feb 22, 2010

Guy: Is that lice?
Dreadlock Girl: No, I have really bad dandruff. We hang out all the time, don't you think you'd get lice if I had them?
Guy: Our hang out time isn't that intimate.
Dreadlock Girl: It doesn't have to be, lice can jump just like fleas. And they would jump on you because they like clean hair better and I haven't showered since Sunday.

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also, wrong wallace

30 [+ / -] Jan 13, 2010

(In US History Post 1865)
Professor: Can anyone tell me who George Wallace is?
Sorostitute: He's that character from Braveheart!
Professor: No, sorry, not in this class.

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Weather and Climate Class

felines all around, it appears

-11 [+ / -] Oct 08, 2009

Sorostitute: Want to see my Hello Kitty tattoo? I got it at Dawgs After Dark!
(Sorostitute pulls shirt up to reveal Hello Kitty tattoo)
Fratty: Oh, sweet. I love Dawgs After Dark.
Sorostitute: Yeah, it was great. Plus Kathryn met her wild sex panther lover there, too!

Haha

Hooking up

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those zany academics

24 [+ / -] Oct 06, 2009

Professor: I was at this one party where this guy tried to murder me. That was kinda embarrassing. He thought I owned the house and tried to throw me over a balcony. He apologized by polishing the silver. Anyway...

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welcome to the lamar dodd school of hard knocks

35 [+ / -] Oct 01, 2009

Instructor: (talking about an architect) So in conclusion, his greatest strength ended up also being his greatest weakness. A good lesson for each of you to learn.
(Pause)
Instructor: What I'm saying is, that's true in relationships, too. What attracts you to a person can also, er, drive you away.
(Awkward silence)
Instructor: That's just a little tidbit from me, folks. Not on your study guide. That one's free.
Sorostitute: Will it be on the midterm?

Art history class

Brent Spotswood

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one thing that will never get outsourced to china

35 [+ / -] Sep 09, 2009

Professor: Some things are still produced at home. Kids, for example.

Political Science Class

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i'll be absent for that, thank you

55 [+ / -] Apr 30, 2009

(Professor's contact falls out)
Professor: Crap, I'll have to be blind for the rest of class. Let me increase my nuts.
(The class stares)
Professor: Notes, I mean notes.

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everything i need to know about life i learned at hogwarts

72 [+ / -] Apr 18, 2009

Professor: So what do we know about unicorns? What is it that they stand for?
Guy 1: They're uncatchable.
Girl 1: They're, like, really pure. So, like, purity.
Guy 2: Immortality.
Guy 3: In Harry Potter you're not supposed to kill them.

in class

hpyeahyeahyeah

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too much information

57 [+ / -] Feb 24, 2009

Professor: Why do we do what people tell us to do?
Student: Submission is hot.

INTL 3200 class

some random girl

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now the trick is to stop thinking about them

69 [+ / -] Feb 12, 2009

Professor: Are intellectual pleasures more satisfying than bodily pleasures? Okay, everyone think of your favorite bodily pleasure.
(class laughs)
Professor: Oh, I know what all of you are thinking.

POLS philosophy class

Anon

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#24 now, back to our discussion about the size of uranus...

552 [+ / -] Dec 24, 2008

Student: So where does Europium come from?
Chemistry Teacher: (slowly) I don't have any opium...

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what does he do to people he hates?

-11 [+ / -] Dec 03, 2008

Teacher: (discussing harsh grading on papers) If I crap on you, it's because I love you.
Student: Yeah, I crap on the people I love too.

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plus, babies just taste gross

37 [+ / -] Dec 02, 2008

(During a class discussion of Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal)
Sorostitute: I think his ideas are offensive, personally. This is, like, kind of sick. It's practically advocating abortions.
Professor: It's a satire.
Sorostitute: Still, the overall message is pretty terrible.

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12/02/2008, 3:31 PM

english major said...

dear god i hope this was an 1101 class...

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12/02/2008, 5:30 PM

uhhh... said...

"It's practically advocating abortions."

Wouldn't it be... worse?

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12/02/2008, 10:01 PM

umm... said...

i think i had this teacher for 1101. mainly because i don't think there are too many teachers who teach A Modest Proposal

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12/03/2008, 10:00 AM

really? said...

there are actually a TON of teachers who teach a modest proposal. it's a really famous work.

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12/03/2008, 1:08 PM

anonymous said...

Um we did A Modest Proposal in high school

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12/03/2008, 10:34 AM

SK said...

Abortions are definitely not the same thing as eating babies, silly sorostitute. Please don't have children, or we'll have to eat yours.

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12/03/2008, 1:58 PM

Liz A. said...

He, he. Funny, SK.

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that class trip to mexicali wasn't as helpful as the teacher hoped

81 [+ / -] Dec 01, 2008

Girl: How do you say...
Teacher: Ah ah ah... en espa�ol!
Girl: Oh right, sorry. C�mo se dice "taco" en espa�ol?

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English 3000 room before class

at least she's willing to share

72 [+ / -] Nov 28, 2008

Girl 1: Ohmigod, he totally felt me up!
Girl 2: Shut up, when?
Girl 1: Yesterday. We were taking a picture together and he grabbed my ass. I was like, yeah! Finally, Lucas!
Girl 2: Did anything else happen!?
GIrl 1: Well, I kind of think he felt up Julia later on, but I don't even care!
Girl 2: Yeah, seriously!

Chris

Hooking up

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actually, it's where he learned to speak english

71 [+ / -] Nov 19, 2008

Professor: So what makes Israel so important to the Jewish people?
Student: That's where Jesus grew up.
Professor: Well, not exactly... but, okay.

in class

student

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but i need to pass statistics for my major!

-13 [+ / -] Sep 22, 2008

Sorostitute 1: So, like, the first day of class the professor said he was going to fail 50% of the class.
Sorostitute 2: Really?!
Sorostitute: Yeah. I was like, this is a 300 person class! My odds are horrible!

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Sanford Hall, Legal studies class

it's upstairs from the astronaut training program

49 [+ / -] Sep 19, 2008

Freshman girl: You said you went to law school?
TA: Yes, I'm a third year law student.
Freshman girl: Where did you go to law school?
TA: Here.
Freshman girl: UGA has a law school?

classmate

Dumbass

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putting tuesday's lecture to good use

79 [+ / -] Jun 22, 2008

Sorostitute 1: I met a boy! He's gorgeous.
Sorostitute 2: You have a boyfriend!
Sorostitute 1: Yeah... I guess it's time for the old cost benefit analysis!

consumer economics class

c-lo

Hooking up

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what's in a name?

-20 [+ / -] Jun 19, 2008

(Professor bends over and picks up a receipt)
Professor: Did anyone lose their book receipt to the Baxter Street Book Store?
Guy: Where is that?

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how to tell when it's time to ditch your stat degree

-29 [+ / -] Jun 12, 2008

Professor: Fifty percent of all homeless people in Athens are children.
Sorostitute: Wait, fifty percent of all children in Athens are homeless?

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and he wonders why no one comes to office hours

245 [+ / -] Jun 10, 2008

Professor: Sorry class is running late. I'm writing a letter of recommendation for a student.
(Pause)
Professor: How do you spell "douchebag?"

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"...is it still a sin if the guy is married?"

102 [+ / -] May 26, 2008

Girl: So, this might be a stupid question, but does the Bible actually say somewhere that it's a sin to have sex before marriage?
Professor: Yes, it does.
Girl: Oh, boy.

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must have been a great lecture

64 [+ / -] May 14, 2008

Girl 1: She said penis 57 times in 26 minutes.
Girl 2: I also got 6 erections.

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"...why do you think i'm an only child?"

120 [+ / -] May 11, 2008

Young Professor: I am probably going to let you guy go a little early today because I have to pick my Mom up at the airport.
(All the girls in the front row say "awwww")
Young Professor: No! Its not like that, my mother has the parental instincts of a species that has the tendency to eat its young.

SLC classroom

Kelly

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can you hear william wallace turning in his grave?

39 [+ / -] May 10, 2008

Sociology Instructor: (talking about ideas) Where is the only place that you truly have freedom?
Dude: Amsterdam?

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practice makes perfect, right?

69 [+ / -] May 10, 2008

(Guy in CPR class is refusing to give CPR to an infant dummy)
Instructor: Go ahead. Put your mouth up to it.
Guy: No!
Instructor: C'mon, it's just like you're making out with a baby.
Guy: You're making this really awkward.
Instructor: What's awkward about saving lives?

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she's clearly learning to be critical

15 [+ / -] May 07, 2008

(Three sorostitutes are talking after a logic and critical thinking class)
Sorostitute: So, ever since I've been at college, I've realized how totally immature girls in high school are... like for realz.

Logic Class in the SLC

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bioethics class, journalism building

the naming committee toiled over the decision for months

27 [+ / -] Apr 26, 2008

Professor: So I hear this bike race is kind of a big deal. What's it called?
Student 1: Twilight Criterium.
Student 2: That's a funny name.
Student 1: It means "nighttime bike race."

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why don't we go out and celebrate the accomplishment?

38 [+ / -] Apr 23, 2008

Sorostitute 1: Yeah, you do go out a lot.
Sorostitute 2: Hey, I haven't been out all week!
Sorostitute 1: Umm, it's Tuesday.

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you shouldn't trust anyone that can taste with their eyes

16 [+ / -] Apr 23, 2008

Guy: Christianity was the religion of the white people who were oppressing them, so I think it left a bad taste in the Indians' eyes.

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not to mention the gas on uranus

0 [+ / -] Apr 22, 2008

Professor: (talking about global warming) It's true, carbon dioxide concentrations have increased sharply in the last century. But it's really not that big of a deal. The amount of carbon dioxide in our atmosphere is nothing compared to Venus.

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not until after the operation

-25 [+ / -] Apr 22, 2008

Guy 1: So do you have any siblings?
Guy 2: Yeah, I have a twin sister.
Guy 1: Oh, that's cool, do y'all look a lot alike?
Guy 2: No not really.
Guy 1: Oh, so y'all aren't identical?

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damn, this film class sucks

-29 [+ / -] Apr 15, 2008

TA: My sister loves "Sweet Home Alabama." Really, anything with Michael McConaughey in it.
Girl: It's Matthew. Not Michael.
TA: Oh, really?
Girl: Yeah, and he's not even in that movie.

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stiff, bored stiff

30 [+ / -] Apr 12, 2008

Girl: So, like if I said a character was James Bond-esque in a book, would I need to be worried about being sued for copyright violations?
Professor: No, you'd need to worry about your book being incredibly boring.

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let's hope not, anyway

51 [+ / -] Apr 07, 2008

Female Student: I don't think postman is a sexist word. A woman can be a postman.
Professor: Well, to me "post" means mail and man means "a person with a penis." Is she a mail carrying penis person? I don't think so.

Speech Class

no one

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on the bright side, there's very little chance he understood anything you said

131 [+ / -] Mar 20, 2008

Professor: We are going to run out of this resource eventually. But there is a nice deposit in Morocco. Maybe with a division of marines we could just go over there and make it a province or the 51st state or something.
(Professor points to a visiting Chinese scientist)
Professor: Don't repeat that to anyone.

Class

Zelda

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"...lucky for me i can talk good"

25 [+ / -] Mar 18, 2008

Girl: I'm an English major, but I don't really like the readin' part.

english class

budsey

Dumbass

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"...does this count as a multicultural credit?"

194 [+ / -] Feb 28, 2008

(Professor flips the bird to a student while describing the importance of signs and symbols)
Professor: For instance, what does it mean when I do this?
Student: I'm from New York. It means hello.

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oh, so it's going to be one of those hands-on classes

123 [+ / -] Feb 16, 2008

(On Valentine's Day)
Professor: Alright, so we're going to do all of these exercises in partners. If there is an odd number of you or you can't find a partner, feel free to jump on in and make a threesome... after all, it is Valentine's Day!

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for those toys r us kids who never grew up

67 [+ / -] Jan 28, 2008

(Discussing male arousal in class)
Professor: Well, if you stick a small toy up there you can reach the prostate gland.
Student: (raises hand) So about, like, my finger?

Human Sexuality Class

ashley

Ew.

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stereotype, party of one

220 [+ / -] Jan 22, 2008

Korean professor: Yes, sea snails are delicious. Do you guys eat them?
Class: No.
Girl in back: Wait, what do they taste like?
Korean professor: Like Dog.
(Class falls to into silence)
Korean professor: It's a joke, guys. I was kidding.

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she probably got stuck on "varietize." we sure did.

33 [+ / -] Jan 14, 2008

Sorostitute 1: So did you hear that Hailey's getting married?
Sorostitute 2: Oh my God! I did.
Sorostitute 1: Yeah, and her color is green. What am I gonna do? Sara's color is green too, so I'm gonna have these two green dresses. And that sucks, because I want to varietize my wardrobe. It'll be too much green. Why can't Hailey just have blue instead?
Sorostitute 2: When I get married, my color is going to be green.
Sorostitute 1: What? No, I told you I have to varietize my wardrobe. Were you listening?

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i used to do it just for fun, but now...

161 [+ / -] Dec 18, 2007

Econ professor: We spend, like 600 billion on the old and the sick. So really, it's in your best interest to start pushing people in front of buses.

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Walking from the Classic Center to JR's

just wear the flip flops

114 [+ / -] Dec 10, 2007

Girl: I can't hardly walk in these shoes.
Guy: Did you wear them in?
Girl: No.
Guy: Did you walk around the store in them?
Girl: No.
Guy: Did you try them on?
Girl: No, I just said, "mommy these are cute," and she bought them.
Guy: This is going to be a long night.

Rubber-band-tan

Welcome to the south

Pwn!

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college is about finding the silver lining

108 [+ / -] Dec 09, 2007

Sorostitute 1: Like, ohmigod, I'm afraid I'm gonna fail all my finals! Like I'm so freaked out about losing HOPE, I don't know what to do! I'm just going crazy!
Sorostitute 2: Well, your hair looks really cute today! And I just bought some new beads! So cheer up!

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those are the ones who can't afford to live in the sorority house

42 [+ / -] Dec 08, 2007

Girl 1: What does this spanish word mean?
Girl 2: It means peasant.
Girl 1: Isn't that a bird?
Girl 2: No, thats pheasant. This is peasant.
Girl 1: What's that?

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math is hard! let's go shopping!

-29 [+ / -] Dec 05, 2007

Girl: (giving a presentation) We're going to be in a major energy crisis by the year 2037... and that's, like, two decades away!

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aim low, boys

38 [+ / -] Nov 08, 2007

Professor: One rumored "side effect" of masturbation is blindness.
Student: Depends on if you're doing it right!

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don't forget "change your underwear every day"

63 [+ / -] Oct 14, 2007

Religion professor: Before you came to college, your parents probably had a talk with you and told you that they'd kill you if you did something on the really bad. What were some of those things?
Student 1: Get a girl pregnant.
Student 2: Get arrested.
Student 3: Lose HOPE.
Religion professor: Yeah, that shows where your priorities are.

In Religon Class

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try again, ms. darrow

29 [+ / -] Oct 06, 2007

(Discussing murder in Sociology class)
Professor: When one person kills another we call it murder, but what do we call it when the state government kills a criminal?
Sorostitute: Assassination!

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thats a hard question to answer

117 [+ / -] Sep 26, 2007

Professor: Eventually males lose the ability to hold an erection.
Student: What does Viagra do for you then?
(akward silence)
Professor: What does Viagra do for me?

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this conversation is for the birds

127 [+ / -] Aug 22, 2007

Sorostitute: Yeah, this stupid girl from my high school was saying how penguins were fish, and that she did a report on them in like elementary school. And i was all like "honey, you realize penguins are mammals right?"

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we would ask what language she thinks in, but it seems to be non-applicable

96 [+ / -] Jun 21, 2007

Blonde: Oh my god! I, like just found out that French and Spanish write in American! That is so unfair, because we have to write all those symbols in Japanese, and they can just write in American!

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never trust liars, girls

168 [+ / -] Jun 20, 2007

Sorostitute: I don't get it. He told me he was from Chicago but when I looked at his license plate, it said Illinois.

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Dumbass

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the phone or the rugrat?

156 [+ / -] Jun 20, 2007

(Professor's cell phone goes off in the middle of lecture)
Professor: Sorry guys, but I have a pregnant wife at home.I have to keep my phone on in case something happens... I hope it's mine.

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she'd be a great addition

152 [+ / -] Jun 14, 2007

Girl: I would be a feminist, except it would take strength, courage, and all that other stuff women don't have.

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are we sure we're talking about muffins?

29 [+ / -] Apr 22, 2007

(Guy 1 holds out a bag of muffins)
Guy 2: Eww, get that out of my face.
Guy 1: What, you were begging me for it a couple minutes ago.
Guy 2: Well that's because it looked really good when you were putting it in your mouth.

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he certainly knows his rock and roll

113 [+ / -] Apr 20, 2007

History of Rock professor: My advice would be, If you're depressed, light up a bong and see what happens.

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sounds like a shitty job

76 [+ / -] Apr 10, 2007

Ecology teacher: So, stage one of the water treatment process is where we remove solids... the things we call "floaters."
(Class snickers)
Ecology teacher: These "floaters" can be items like clothing, trash, lumber, and so on.
Girl: Wait a second. People flush lumber down the toilet?
Guy: Uh, yeah... haven't you ever flushed a log down the toilet before?
(Class erupts into laughter)
Ecology teacher: What's so funny?

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she should know, after all, she lives in one

75 [+ / -] Apr 08, 2007

Prof: The subject matter of this painting is a Turkish prostitute.
Sorostitute: Wait, how do you know she’s a prostitute?
Prof: Because the title of the painting literally translates to “one who lives in a Harem.”
Sorostitute: What’s a harem?

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which is something i love hearing my teachers talk about

-12 [+ / -] Mar 21, 2007

Professor: Yes, men think about sex. It starts out small. You are flipping through the Sears catalogue looking for tools and you see woman's underwear and you think... sex. Then you see a tool and you think sex. Then every think you see equals sex. Later in life you think about it differently. You discover that you can get giant boxes of special pills from Canada to help with... sex.

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diversity awareness

106 [+ / -] Mar 08, 2007

Indian teacher: So in your journal, write about an important event in your life. For example, I wrote mine about the first time I met a white person. I was about 10 years old.
Redneck guy: Dear diary, today I met a honkey.

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out west, there is nothing between you and the horizon but dumb, dumb, and more dumb

188 [+ / -] Mar 03, 2007

Sorostitute: Me and my roommates got into a fight last night. They tried to tell me that Delaware was a state.
Classmate: Delaware is a state...
Sorostitute: Oh, well I don't care about those western states anyways.

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the kissing or the stove?

-14 [+ / -] Mar 02, 2007

Sorostitute 1: Yeah I saw him this week and I spent some time with him on Saturday.
Sorostitute 2: Oh that's really awesome!
Sorostitute 1: Yeah he's a really good kisser by the way.
Sorostitute 2: Whoa you guys made out?
Sorostitute 1: Yeah for like an hour and a half. I have bruises from being shoved up against the wall, the refrigerator, the stove...
Sorostitute 2: Ooo that's hot!

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c'mon, she was a rocket surgeon

61 [+ / -] Feb 13, 2007

Girl: Did you hear about that woman that tried to kidnap and kill that other woman?
Sorostitute: Yeah, she was a pilot or a surgeon or something like that.
Girl: No, she was an astronaut.
Sorostitute: Yeah, I knew it was something in the air!

snelling smock

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First day of my Weather and Climate class

around 8th grade

44 [+ / -] Feb 02, 2007

Professor: Who knows what this Geography class is going to be all about?
Student 1: The study of weather in different areas of the world?
Student 2: Wait, when did geography change from states and capitals?

Adam

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F+

-40 [+ / -] Jan 25, 2007

Prof: So, is everybody enjoying Shakespeare's Antony and Cleopatra?
Freshman: Yes! This is a great translation!

Lit. Class

Prime

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a good teacher would have brought enough for the entire class

27 [+ / -] Jan 13, 2007

Prof: (out of breath) Sorry I'm late guys, but I took a Demerol before leaving my office.

edna

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African American Society Class

fo shizzle

90 [+ / -] Jan 10, 2007

Prof: So I had the chance to drive by, well pass by, you have to be careful when you say drive by.

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i cherish the database entry that defines our friendship

-43 [+ / -] Nov 09, 2006

Girl 1: Whats the date today?
Guy: November 7th.
Girl 2: Ohmigod, it's someone's birthday on MySpace!

biology class

me

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uga... renowned for hands-on learning

167 [+ / -] Nov 01, 2006

Teacher: Today we are talking about masturbation. I know it's kind of a touchy subject.
(Class laughs)
Teacher: (angry) What is so funny?!

Health class

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denial... not just a river in italy

23 [+ / -] Oct 29, 2006

Girl: So why are we calling Zeus "Jupiter" now?
Prof: Because this book was written by a Roman, not a Greek.
Girl: But... isn't Rome in Greece?

my lit. class

Prime

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Journalism Building, French 2001 Class

voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

112 [+ / -] Oct 19, 2006

Male french prof: Don't guess at the gender of a noun. Just look it up. Always play it safe. Speaking of being safe, always use a condom. I always carry condoms, just in case someone tries to have sex with me. I have some with me now in my briefcase if you want me to show you...

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so like "i have herpes" and "baby, trust me"

-19 [+ / -] Oct 16, 2006

Guy: He just said what I was gonna say, almost word for word in different words.

of course.

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and now back to our lesson on stimulant abuse

24 [+ / -] Sep 05, 2006

Professor: I don't know if any of you use them, but I like to use a nicotine patch when I go on a long road trip, because nicotine really gets me revved up! I tried the gum, but you aren't supposed to chew it... you're supposed to, like, dip it, and I can't... I always chew it and get an overdose and it gets me all freaked out, so I just use the patch.

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ah, the good old 10000 night stand

-18 [+ / -] Jun 17, 2006

Girl: My boyfriend of three years and I are about to move in together. It's a big step cause we're both anti-committment.

Ache

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darley... making biology almost not suck since 1927

29 [+ / -] Jun 05, 2006

(cell phone rings during test)
Darley: Damnit! I thought I told you to turn that damn thing off!
Girl: Sorry...
(pause)
Darley: Nice tune, though.

biology class

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Italian class in ROTC building...

i think it depends on your cup size

-94 [+ / -] May 06, 2006

Sorostitute: Did you guys ever play that game when you were younger with two cups tied to the ends of the string and you used them like telephones?
Other Girl: Oh, yeah I remember that!
Sorostitute: Yeah! Did that really work?
Other Girl: I'm not sure.

That guy

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im sure they wont mind

-14 [+ / -] Apr 29, 2006

Girl: Hey, the new bartender is kind of cute... too bad I did it with his boss.

Classic City

stealth

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they're hiding something... together

71 [+ / -] Apr 28, 2006

Male teacher (after answering a guy's phone when it rang in class): Why's your ringtone the Sex and the City theme?
Another student: Why do you know what the Sex and the City theme song is?

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she was just trying to get picked up

14 [+ / -] Apr 27, 2006

Teacher: One student died when a garbage truck backed up over her.
(pause)
Teacher: Clean up was a breeze.

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he lives in the best of all possible worlds

5 [+ / -] Apr 15, 2006

Prof. Fink: I look to "Get Fuzzy" for philosophical guidelines on how to conduct my life.

media ethics class

W

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pasties in the morning, pasties in the evening

52 [+ / -] Apr 11, 2006

Prof: So, what did you guys think about the sex?
Geeky Guy: Well, at first the pasties kind of reminded me of bagel bites.
(pause)
Geeky Guy: and then I was like... damn I'm hungry.
(another pause)
Prof: Man, I want to give you a hug.

acting class

the back row

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history of rock and roll class

high on peanut butter and banana sandwiches

23 [+ / -] Apr 08, 2006

Professor: Does anyone know why they called Elvis the King of Rock and Roll?
Guy 1: Because he ruled rock and roll kingdoms?
Guy 2: Dude, are you high?

jp

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Lecture room before class

it's a sad state of affairs, i know.

62 [+ / -] Apr 04, 2006

Girl on cell: No, we're not friends. Friends don't have sex with each other.

On the phone

Pwn!

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arthropods are all hands

14 [+ / -] Apr 01, 2006

(showing a picure of insects mating)
Darley: Science people are such perverts.

Biology class

tripping billie

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i wanna insects you up

12 [+ / -] Mar 30, 2006

Professor referring to the "wheel position" of mating damselflies in Entomology 2010:
This is the closest thing the insect world comes to doing a 69.

Entomology class

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