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Overseen in Athens


For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.

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Quotes from "my apartment"


or he could be a turfgrass management major

103 [+ / -]     Mar 18, 2009

  • Drunk Guy 1: What class do you have at nine?
  • Drunk Guy 2: Fire ants.
  • Drunk Guy 1: What?
  • Drunk Guy 3: I assume he meant finance.

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the shortest point between two dumbasses is a straight line

80 [+ / -]     Nov 23, 2008

  • Girl 1: How far away do you live from Hannah?
  • Girl 2: About an hour.
  • Girl 1: Oh, how far away does she live from you?

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surrender your voter registration card immediately, please

30 [+ / -]     Feb 22, 2008

  • Girl 1: Who won the Georgia primaries?
  • Girl 2: Barack and McCain.
  • Girl 1: No... it was Obama!

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drug awareness day: marijuana causes paranoia

34 [+ / -]     May 17, 2007

  • Stoned guy: Man, I'm gonna be in poverty until I get my rebate check. Then I'll have money for food. And I'm not gonna spend it on anything else.
  • Sober guy: Nintendo Wii...
  • Stoned guy: Fuck you man. Dammit, now I'm gonna starve and it's gonna be your fault, and you'll get the Wii. That was your plan all along, wasn't it?

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only on second hand booze

68 [+ / -]     Mar 28, 2007

  • Girl 1: I can't wait until I finally drink on my 21st birthday.
  • Girl 2: So, you have never drank before?
  • Girl 1: No.
  • Girl 2: Wow! That is amazing! So... have you ever been drunk?

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he's dying of hunger

112 [+ / -]     Sep 19, 2006

  • Guy 1: So how hungry are you on a scale of 1 to Ethiopia?
  • Guy 2: Terri Schiavo

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let's make a deal

-13 [+ / -]     May 25, 2006

  • Girl 1: I heard about the mayor of some city accepting sexual favors in exchange for paying women's water bills.
    Girl 2: I mean, come on, you could at least ask for something bigger like the power bill.
    Girl 1: (shouts) Wanna pay our power bill? [Girl 2] will suck your dick!

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yeah... they're called babies

-24 [+ / -]     Apr 28, 2006

  • Drunken roommate: I wonder if there are any handicapped people without arms and legs that you could punt like a football.

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it's like that scene in indiana jones

52 [+ / -]     Apr 24, 2006

  • Guy: Yeah I watched this thing on Discovery and they used to put pebbles in their vagina as a form or birth control.
    Girl: Well [she] needs a big ole cement block.

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