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Overseen in Athens


For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.

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theoretically yes, though it might be hard to keep kosher

37 [+ / -]     Jul 24, 2009

  • Girl 1: I think he's Jewish... he has one of those hats on. I also think he's gay by the way he talks.
  • Girl 2: Can you be gay and Jewish?

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two birds, one stone

163 [+ / -]     Apr 15, 2009

  • Professor: If you two don't stop that, I'll have to separate you.
  • Student: She's sharing my book with me.
  • Professor: Oh... I thought you were just touching her to make yourself happy.

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i'm kind of a big deal...

107 [+ / -]     Mar 26, 2009

  • Fratty 1: Dude, you have a boner.
  • Fratty 2: (looks at his crotch) Don't act like you're not impressed.

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hope she scores a perfect 320%

21 [+ / -]     Mar 03, 2009

  • Sorostitute: So our final for that class is gonna be eight questions, which scares me because that means each one is worth, like, 40% of the test.

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is this what they mean by "man love?"

208 [+ / -]     Dec 19, 2007

  • Hungover guy: Man, I got so fucked up last night. The last thing I remember was walking into the bathroom. And then this morning I woke up to the sound of someone yelling "who the fuck are you?" So, naturally, I responded with, "well, who the fuck are you!?" And then I looked around and said, "Wait... yeah, I might be in the wrong place." And the guy goes, "Wait, no, I think I might be in the wrong place."

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but, like, the date night t-shirts are sooo cool!

148 [+ / -]     Mar 14, 2007

  • Brunette: So you rushed when you were a freshman? Did you pledge?
  • Blonde: (laughs) Hell no. Why would I pay for people to talk about me behind my back when they do it for free all the time?

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isn't that what office hours are for?

46 [+ / -]     Jan 10, 2007

  • Girl 1: So what's the policy on teaching assistant/student relationships?
  • Girl 2: Uhhh, why?
  • Girl 1: I think I'm in love with my TA.
  • Girl 2: Go for it.
  • Girl 1: He seems kinda uber religious though, and I really just wanted to sleep with him.

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the safe kind of gun

-19 [+ / -]     Oct 06, 2006

  • Sorority Girl: I'm going camping this weekend and I'm kinda scared my friends are going to bring guns... I mean not like black people or anything.

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