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Overseen in Athens


For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.

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can't a guy just catch 'em all in peace?

-29 [+ / -]     Aug 29, 2008

  • Guy 1: Dude, are you drawing a Mudkip on your notes?
  • Guy 2: Yeah, why?
  • Guy 1: Cause I heard U like Mudkips, but I wasn't sure if it was true.
  • Professor: Please stop talking.
  • Guy 1: Well, we have a problem. See, my friend said you like Mudkips and have over nine thousand of them.
  • Professor: I'm not sure exactly what you are talking about, but I want to speak to both of you after class.
  • Guy 2: (whispers) Thanks, asshole.

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show us where on the pipe he touched you

55 [+ / -]     Jan 05, 2007

  • Guy 1: Dude, do you want to try some salvia? It's a legal hallucinogen.
  • Guy 2: No way. I've tried it before - in the drug family, salvia's kinda like the uncle that touched you when you were little.

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oompa loompa doopity do

-15 [+ / -]     Jun 17, 2006

  • Guy: He's so gay! I kinda wish he'd suck my dick.
    Girl: He's the right height for it!

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or like evolving a third brain cell

-16 [+ / -]     Apr 30, 2006

  • Bio Major: Anagenesis -- the evolution of a feature within a lingeage over an arbitrary period of time.
  • Roommate: So that'd be like evolving a fifth finger.

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