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For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.

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they aren't known for their self-esteem

41 [+ / -]     Jun 08, 2009

  • Host: How many are in your party?
  • Sorostitute: (counts everyone) One, two, three, four, five... five.
  • Host: Did you count yourself?
  • Sorostitute: (counts again) One, two, three, four, five, six... six.

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for those toys r us kids who never grew up

67 [+ / -]     Jan 28, 2008

  • (Discussing male arousal in class)
  • Professor: Well, if you stick a small toy up there you can reach the prostate gland.
  • Student: (raises hand) So about, like, my finger?

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