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and if i do get in, i'm also gonna puke

-11 [+ / -]     Jan 11, 2010

  • Drunk Guy: Dude, if I don't get inside this bar, I am going to puke.

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it's so hard to get bum juice out of the grill

-67 [+ / -]     Apr 01, 2008

  • (Fratty almost hits bum on a bike downtown when turning, then rolls down his window)
  • Fratty: Watch where your going! You could have put a dent in my car you bastard.

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"...and get your elbows off the table"

247 [+ / -]     Jun 04, 2007

  • Girl: I'm so glad school is out. I can get drunk, smoke, have sex, and do whatever the hell I wanna do 'cause I have no responsibility until fall!
  • Man: Rachel!
  • Girl: Sorry, dad.

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tis the season to be jolly

38 [+ / -]     Oct 16, 2006

  • Black guy 1: Man I smell weed.Black guy 2: Nah man dats Christmas trees.

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"...and then we went surfing"

26 [+ / -]     Feb 23, 2006

  • Girl: What does spume mean?
    Guy: (looks in dictionary) Froth or foam, especially that found on waves.
    Girl: I like that word.
    Guy: I spumed your mom last night.

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