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For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.

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i wonder if they saw fireworks

-8 [+ / -]     Jul 06, 2010

  • Girl: You guys should totally make out!
  • Guy 1: I dunno...
  • Guy 2: C'mon, man. Do it for America!

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at least he's got something to look forward to

73 [+ / -]     Oct 09, 2008

  • Student: I think I've got food poisoning.
  • Doctor: That's entirely possible, I've had 8 cases of it this week. Have you shit yourself?
  • Student: Uh, no.
  • Doctor: Oh good, you caught it early.

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you'd think she'd have learned to carry her own

104 [+ / -]     Apr 28, 2008

  • Business Woman: I'll have a Venti Carmel Macchiato with a shot of Kahlua.
  • Barista: Ma'am, we don't have Kahlua.
  • Business Woman: Ok, make it a shot of Bailiey's.
  • Barista: We don't have Bailey's. We don't serve alcohol.
  • Business Woman: Really? Oh. Well, do you know anywhere that does?
  • Barista: Not anywhere that's open at 9 in the morning.

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they may be organic, but they're never cruelty-free

80 [+ / -]     Apr 08, 2008

  • (Two guys in a car drive past a hipster girl on Oconee St.)
  • Guy 1: Look, a free range hipster.
  • Guy 2: As opposed to?
  • Guy 1: In Brooklyn they keep battery hipsters confined to shoebox apartments. They have to cut their beaks off so they don't judge each other to death.

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well, there are chicks here, but...

290 [+ / -]     Sep 22, 2007

  • Fratty on cell: Dude, can you pick me up? I'm at this bar called (pauses to look up at sign) Detour. And something's not quite right.

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chihuahua : regular dog :: gazelle : crocodile

-16 [+ / -]     Apr 12, 2007

  • Vet Tech: Can I help you?
  • Redneck: Well, I got my chihuahua Taco here, and, well, she thought it might be a good idea to pick a fight with my regualar dog
  • Vet Tech: So, what exactly seems to be the problem?
  • Redneck: I think she might need some stitches. In her head.

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