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good thing they installed a revolving door at the jail

24 [+ / -]     Jun 25, 2009

  • (Walking away from Buddha Bar to a car)
  • Drunk guy: Man, tonight was great!
  • Sober guy: You better watch out, they are running a road block down the road.
  • Drunk guy: Man, I can't go to jail, my PO would be pissed as hell at me!

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if you can't beat 'em... berate 'em

138 [+ / -]     Aug 27, 2007

  • Guy: (to Tate Preacher) What's your name, buddy?
  • Tate Preacher: Brother Micah.
  • Guy: Well let's skip the formal stuff, I'm gonna call you "captain asshole," is that OK?
  • (Tate Preacher looks frustrated and gets off stage)

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actually, the word is "enabler"

97 [+ / -]     May 25, 2007

  • Drunk guy: If iI was hiding booze from myself, where would I put it?
  • Roommate: I could tell you, but I'd rather watch you tear your room apart.
  • Drunk guy: I'd hide it in your room, so I wouldn't tear my room apart.
  • Roommate: It's in the freezer behind the frozen pizzas.
  • Drunk guy: Thanks, you're a life saver.

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it's not so bad as a tip

54 [+ / -]     May 21, 2007

  • Guy at pool: Hey man, you want a beer?
  • Choo Choo's delivery guy: Well, I'm at work...
  • Guy at pool: It's gonna take 'em 15 minutes to get back.
  • Choo Choo's delivery guy: How do you know?
  • Guy at pool: Cause they're fucking.
  • Choo Choo's delivery guy: Yea, I think I'll grab one of those beers now.

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mmm... cheap beer and taco bell

-35 [+ / -]     May 14, 2007

  • Drunk guy 1: I haven't shit solid in weeks.
  • Drunk guy 2: So? Its because of all the booze
  • Sober guy: Solid shits are overrated here in College Park.

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next week's lesson: the dewey decimal system

-29 [+ / -]     May 11, 2007

  • Drunk guy 1: Dude, those are numbered numerically.
  • Bartender: Yeah, they do that.
  • Drunk guy 2: Except on airplanes
  • Bartender: Those are called letters.

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be quick... he's eyeing that fire hydrant

34 [+ / -]     Apr 24, 2007

  • Drunk guy: I dont wanna go, I can handle another drink.
  • Driver: Dude, you are throwing up on some person's SUV.
  • Drunk guy: Yea that didn't seem like a toilet, but it's OK, I'm clean for 2 more rounds.
  • Driver: Get the fuck in the car and stop talking before I kick your ass.

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as long as there's no shit

-72 [+ / -]     Mar 27, 2007

  • Random guy: Dude did you know if you drink enough beer you can overflow a cup?
  • Drunk guy: No shit, just takes a couple of goes at it.
  • Random guy: Im talkin' about the cup on a golf course.
  • Drunk guy: No shit? Next time I go out, I gotta try that.

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#15   abortion in the sixty third trimester? an idea whose time has come

729 [+ / -]     Mar 24, 2007

  • Protester: What do you think of abortion?
  • Guy: I'm a guy, I don't have an opinion.
  • Protester: If you were forced to pick sides?
  • Guy: I'd say late term ones are OK.
  • Protester: How late?
  • Guy: I'd say no later than after they are 20 years old.
  • (Protester's jaw drop)
  • Guy: You don't know if they are worth a shit till they are like 18, then ya figure a year or 2 to decide if you want to keep em.

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more like radiation

-26 [+ / -]     Mar 16, 2007

  • Stoned chick: I can take you in small doses.
  • Drunk guy: Like heroin?

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strange, given that darkness is the source of warmth

42 [+ / -]     Mar 09, 2007

  • Sorostitute 1: It sure gets cold when the sun goes down
  • Sorostitute 2: I know right?

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