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ladies and gentlemen, the doctors of tomorrow

68 [+ / -] Sep 29, 2008

Sorostitute 1: You have to take chemistry to get into med school don't you?
Sorostitute 2: I hope not. How many withdrawals do you get?
Sorostitute 1: I think like nine or ten before they start to notice.

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what better way to draw attention to the fact than screaming like an idiot

-37 [+ / -] Sep 01, 2008

Southern Fan 1: Georgia!
Southern Fan 2: Southern!
Georgia Fan: You know y'all lost, right?
Southern Fan 1: Yeah. So?

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now that's school spirit

85 [+ / -] Aug 31, 2008

Drunk Guy: So you wanna come back to my place and hang out?
Sorostitute: Umm... I don't think so.
Drunk Guy: Well, why not?
Sorostitute: You're a Southern fan.

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sounds like someone's hot light is on

-1 [+ / -] Aug 19, 2008

Drunk Guy 1: Fuck you!
Drunk Guy 2: Dude, there's a Krispy Kreme dozen's worth of glaze between me and your eyes, so calm the hell down.

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when blindfolded and one arm behind your back just isn't enough

44 [+ / -] May 01, 2008

Guy 1: I'm gonna start buying unlubricated condoms
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Hmm... I dunno, I guess I like a challenge.

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he'll think it's funny in two months when his heart rate slows back down

304 [+ / -] Apr 04, 2008

Guy on Cell: Yes... yes... I fuckin' said I used one, I use one every time, why don't you ever listen?
(pause)
Guy on Cell: What?! April fools?! April Fuckin' Fools?! You don't use pregnancy as an April Fuckin' Fool's Day joke!
(pause)
Guy on Cell: Hell, no it's not funny!
(pause)
Guy on Cell: Oh yeah? Well, you can laugh your little ass off alone tonight!
(Guy hangs up and his phone repeatedly rings, playing "Big Poppa" by Notorious B.I.G.)

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every dog does not have its day

121 [+ / -] Oct 29, 2007

Drunk guy: What're the chances of you comin' home with me tonight?
Sorostitute: Pretty good, if she can come, too.
(Sorostitute's ugly friend waves)
Drunk guy: Sure, but my dog's cage is kinda cramped.

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