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can i get that with an extra shot of "oh no she didn't!"

108 [+ / -] May 08, 2009

Jittery Joe's Guy: White mocha?
(Girl 1 takes drink)
Jittery Joe's Guy: Non-fat white mocha with soy?
Girl 2: Um, I had just a regular white mocha.
Jittery Joe's Guy: Ugh, that skank took your shit!

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05/09/2009, 01:14 AM

Former barista said...

"Non-fat white mocha with soy" is a non-sensical drink.
Non-fat = skim milk.
Soy = soy milk.

05/09/2009, 02:43 AM

anonymous said...

maybe it was nonfat soy milk.

05/12/2009, 11:14 PM

anonymous said...

= water

05/09/2009, 12:58 PM

Current Barista said...

It's almost as much fun as when people order a "mocha latte"

05/13/2009, 6:34 PM

Former barista said...

"Mocha latte" actually makes sense, although if you're going for precision, say "cafe mocha latte", meaing coffee with chocolate and milk. This is why some people say "cafe latte."

However, I prefer it when people just use one word. Mocha. Got it. Didn't think you were asking for a chocolate bar.

05/17/2009, 4:27 PM

Kat said...

I feel that I should point out that despite the fact Starbucks, Jittery Joe's, and the likes don't use it-- the proper phrase is "cafe au latte."

05/18/2009, 5:05 PM

Windigo said...

No it isn't. First, one must decide if one is speaking French or Italian.

05/18/2009, 8:50 PM

Former barista said...

You're thinking of a cafe au lait. That's regular drip coffee + frothy steamed milk.

A cafe latte is one or more shots of espresso + frothy steamed milk.

05/14/2009, 02:44 AM

seriously said...

great, like I needed to be more intimidated by complicated coffee names.

05/21/2009, 02:00 AM

anonymous said...

haha i was girl 2

06/02/2009, 2:47 PM

anonymous said...

Whatever...the important thing is it's a small, medium or large, unless the Italians or French designed the size of paper coffee cups that is...