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Overseen in Athens



For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.

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too bad beer goggles don't come with a beer muzzle

-36 [+ / -]     May 13, 2008

  • Guy on cell: Dude, I've been making out with the hottest girl all night!
  • (surrounding group cheers for him)
  • Guy on cell: She's the hottest girl I've ever made out with! We've been all over each other at the Winery. Her tongue was down my throat! I really hope she wants to see me again because she said, "I want to see you again." She had a hot body dude, but even her mind was hot because she could like stop kissing me and we'd look at each other and I could just tell her mind is totally hot!

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dead people: still funny

-35 [+ / -]     Feb 17, 2007

  • (Gay guy arrives at bar)
  • Gay guy: This place is deader than Anna Nicole Smith.
  • (Gay guy leaves the bar)

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