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don't i get three guesses?

1 [+ / -] Nov 02, 2009

Drunk Girl: What's the problem?
Door Guy: When is your birthday?
Drunk Girl: In October?
Door Guy: Nope!

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come on, you have a 1 in 365 chance!

57 [+ / -] Oct 16, 2009

Doorguy 1: Do you have anything else with your name on it?
Girl: No, I only brought my ID with me.
Doorguy 1: Okay then, what's your birthday?
Girl: (pauses) I don't know.
Doorguy 2: You are so adorable! You need to leave.

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this is one test you need to study for

53 [+ / -] Oct 08, 2009

(Two door guys are checking IDs. They look over a guys ID and he launches into an explanation)
Drunk Guy: I know, I know... I get this all the time. I lost a lot weight and look completely different then I used to in that photo.
Door Guy 1: And I guess you grew about 5 inches, too! Wow.
Door Guy 2: Hey, what's your address?
Drunk Guy: Somewhere near Powder Springs, right?
Door Guy 1: This isn't a guessing game... you need to leave.

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cocktails are on the house

12 [+ / -] Jun 19, 2008

The men's bathroom at the 40 Watt Club.

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that's silly... it would come out of your bellybutton first

-12 [+ / -] May 25, 2008

Girl: (running to the restroom) Ohmigod, I have to pee so bad it's going to come out of my nipples!

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he's way too drunk for that to be real

-11 [+ / -] May 04, 2008

Halloween, Of Montreal, and Dicks-in-boxes

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