The homeless woman was like really skinny and stumbling around and stuff like she was strung out on something. She also looked like she had a perm. Either that, or her hair was really nappy. She did look a bit like Robert Plant. The same guy that said it later threw up on someone's wife at the Washingon Street Tavern.

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05/13/2008, 3:15 PM

Brookelyn said...

haha - love it!

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mom, can i keep him?

73 [+ / -] Apr 18, 2008

Homeless guy: I'm potty trained, take me home.

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despite the math error, a charming effort

196 [+ / -] Apr 05, 2008

Homeless Guy: Look at these fine looking ladies, do you know how much I'd pay for you? $500 for you, $500 for you, $500 for you, and $500 for you. That's $3000 worth of beautiful ladies! I have a daughter that's 18, y'all are all over 18 right? You need a man! I tell my daughter not to ever bring home a boy like this one over here. You need a fine older man to pay your way through college.
(He opens up his wallet to show them four dollars)
Homeless Guy: I can be that man.

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it's so hard to get bum juice out of the grill

-67 [+ / -] Apr 01, 2008

(Fratty almost hits bum on a bike downtown when turning, then rolls down his window)
Fratty: Watch where your going! You could have put a dent in my car you bastard.

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sounds like he's under pressure

122 [+ / -] Mar 19, 2008

Bum: (outside MARTA station) Spare change? Spare change?
(He breaks into a perfect David Bowie imitation)
Bum: Ch-ch-ch-changes! Turn and face the train! Changes!

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better get used to it, kids

160 [+ / -] Mar 14, 2008

Bum: (sitting on ground outside MARTA station) Spare change?
(Mom tries to hurry her two kids past him)
Little Boy: Wow, a homeless person! We learned about these in social studies!
Little Girl: I never thought I'd actually get to see one in real life!

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turns out beggars CAN be choosers

53 [+ / -] Feb 28, 2008

Beggar Lady: Does anyone have any change so I can eat?
(Guy starts putting nickels and pennies down on the seat for her)
Beggar Lady: No, no, I don't take pennies.

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she as well be saving up barcodes from cereal boxes

30 [+ / -] Feb 21, 2008

(Poor Lady is walking up and down the train asking for change to buy food)
Poor Lady: Can you spare 25 cents, sir?
Fratty: Sorry, I dont have any change.
Poor Lady: Is that one of 'em iPods?
Fratty: Yes, ma'am.
Poor Lady: How much one of 'em cost?
Fratty: 'Bout $200.
Poor Lady: Ooh, child... I've got to save my money to buy one of 'em things.

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or to take you for a ride on his spaceship

96 [+ / -] Feb 07, 2008

Guy on cell: Yeah, if you see him tell him to call his mom because a bum found his cell phone in a parking lot. Yeah he's probably going to want money or beer.

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meet the stranger inside all of us

169 [+ / -] Nov 26, 2007

Sorostitute 1: Where should we go tonight?
Sorostitute 2: Oh look, JRs. Let's drink long islands all night and wake up naked next to strangers... it'll be just like freshman year.
Homeless guy: I can be that stranger!

outside topper's & jr's

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