Quotes Filed Under "Dining hall"


someone should tell him the camo doesn't really help him blend in

20 [+ / -]     May 29, 2008

  • A giant blood droplet is scaring people into giving blood in front of Snelling Dining Commons

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they go straight for the whipped cream

-28 [+ / -]     May 26, 2008

  • (Talking about going on a date)
  • Girl 1: Well, you two could meet at Bolton?
  • Girl 2: I don't really like the food there
  • Girl 3: Well who eats at booty call events anyway?

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clearly, the cold war is not over

-41 [+ / -]     May 10, 2008

  • Guy 1: Our two high school counites are rivals.
  • Guy 2: Really, why?
  • Guy 1: Because we beat you guys every year.
  • Guy 2: Yeah, but why do we have to fight?
  • Guy 1: I mean, why do North Korea and South Korea fight?
  • Guy 1: Because North Korea overtook South Korea.
  • Guy 2 : That has nothing to do with counties
  • Guy 1: Yes it does, it explains everything.

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talk about an impacted colon

66 [+ / -]     Apr 29, 2008

  • Guy 1: I finally did it. I have now eaten all 28 varieties of cold cereal at the ECV dining hall! It's taken me all year to try them all!
  • Guy 2: We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
  • Guy 1: Yeah, I didn't think I was gonna make it through that last one. That All-Bran stuff was nasty and I spent all yesterday morning in the john.

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this might be the next tom cruise movie

81 [+ / -]     Apr 17, 2008

  • Ice Cream Guy: Do you want the cone or the show?
  • Girl: The show!
  • (Ice Cream Guy scoops ice cream, throws it ten feet in the air, catches it perfectly in cone, and hands it to her)
  • Girl: God, I love college!

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"...i thought i didn't smell something"

32 [+ / -]     Apr 08, 2008

  • Sorostitute 1: Your hair looks nice today. Did you do something different?
  • Sorostitute 2: I washed it.
  • Sorostitute 1: Oooh. That's new.

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finally... the tables have turned

277 [+ / -]     Mar 29, 2008

  • Bus Driver: I'm disappointed in you guys. We could have fit in 20 more people.
  • Girl: Shut the fuck up and take us to Snelling.

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and you're friend has been dieting wrong

196 [+ / -]     Feb 03, 2008

  • Sorostitute 1: So how the hell are you?
  • Sorostitute 2: Well, you know what they say... same shit, different color.
  • Sorostitute 1: Oh wow, all these years I've been saying that wrong.

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with a side of moron

70 [+ / -]     Nov 14, 2007

  • Deli worker: And would you like any condiments on this, ma'am?
  • Sorostitute: Yes. Lettuce.
  • Deli worker: (confused) Any condiments?
  • Sorostitute: Yes. Lettuce.

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and your ass for a hat

302 [+ / -]     Nov 09, 2007

  • Girl: (as she walks into Snelling) Wow, I've never noticed how dark it is in here before!
  • Guy: That's because you are still wearing your sunglasses.

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i'm not sure we all understand the problem

96 [+ / -]     Oct 23, 2007

  • Two girls are talking about the drought)
  • Girl 1: Have you heard that we might run out of water?
  • Girl 2: We can't run out of water!
  • Girl 1: What? Yes we can.
  • Girl 2: No, we can just go get it from the dining hall!

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stacy's mom has got it goin' on

84 [+ / -]     Oct 16, 2007

  • Girl 1: If I was a professor, I'd so have sex with my students if they wanted to raise their grades.
  • Girl 2: Well, when I'm a mom, I totally plan to have sex with all of my son's hot friends.

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its their world... we just live in it

53 [+ / -]     Aug 30, 2007

  • Sorostitute: This Milledge bus is taking way to long. I'm going to call the information number.
  • (She calls)
  • Sorostitute: Um, yes, I was just wondering when the next Milledge bus is coming, I'm at Snelling. I've been waiting 30 minutes.
  • (pause)
  • Sorostitute: What?! It's not coming for another 30 minutes? Well there's like 15 people here, can't you send a taxi for us?

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like the beginning of that kubrick movie

-54 [+ / -]     Aug 28, 2007

  • (Two guys are standing in line for pizza)
  • Freshman fratty: Dude!
  • Older guy: Yeah?
  • Freshman fratty: You know the coolest thing about this pizza? They put the pizza in one end, and it comes out the other end already cooked!

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jessica simpson would be so proud

155 [+ / -]     May 08, 2007

  • (Sorostitute eyes chicken suspiciously)
  • Guy in line: Are you gonna get the chicken?
  • Sorostitute: No, I don't think so. Athens isn't exactly close to the ocean.
  • (Staff stares blankly)
  • Sorostitute: I'll have the seafood fried rice, please.

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money well spent

69 [+ / -]     May 02, 2007

  • Girl 1: What has everyone learned in college?
  • Guy 1: How to make termites run in a circle.
  • Girl 2: How to stretch my liver.
  • Guy 2: I don't need a liver.

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I don't remember soap, it was all water...

45 [+ / -]     Apr 27, 2007

  • Guy: So if nothing happened, what did happen?
  • Girl: Not saying, but he drunk dialed me the other night.
  • Guy: Then he probably thought that though nothing happened, there was the possibility of something happening.
  • Girl: But, I mean, nothing happened. We just got out of the shower... uuuhh.
  • Guy: Yeah, right, because showering together is nothing. Got it.

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for kids 12 and up

41 [+ / -]     Apr 21, 2007

  • Employee: I feel sick. I think I'm dying.
  • Boss: You'll be fine. Here, want to play with this razor blade?

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