Quotes Filed Under "Dumbass"


they don't make a topical cream for lawsuits

-11 [+ / -]     Jul 23, 2008

  • Drunk Fratty: Dude, that totally sucks ya'll are gonna get sued.
  • Bar Employee: Yeah, it sucks worse than the time I had warts on my ass.

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office supplies are a total necessity

69 [+ / -]     Jul 15, 2008

  • Girl: (responding to a question in class) Well perhaps it's the rising cost of staples... food, water, gas, that's raising the cost of living.
  • Guy: (scoffs) Staples?

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if only this happened at the vortex

3 [+ / -]     Jul 04, 2008

  • Lifehouse Guy: Thank you guys for waiting months to see us. You even dealt with tornadoes!
  • Sorostitute: There were tornadoes in Atlanta? I thought tornadoes couldn't happen in cities because of all the tall buildings.

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sorry, we only studied the first 15 in class

144 [+ / -]     Jul 01, 2008

  • Girl 1: Yeah I really want to visit the 16th Chapel while I'm over there.
  • Girl 2: The what?
  • Girl 1: You know, the 16th Chapel? Michelangelo? Come on, it's really famous.

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did we have a good time?

-8 [+ / -]     Jun 30, 2008

  • Drunk Girl 1: So what did you do tonight?
  • Drunk Girl 2: I went downtown with you dum-dum.
  • Drunk Girl 1: Oh yeah, I think someone just told me that!

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the one that always has it's head in the sand?

26 [+ / -]     Jun 22, 2008

  • Freshman Girl: Does this make me look emo?
  • Freshman Guy: Isn't that like a giant bird or something?

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submitted by anonymous

30 [+ / -]     Jun 19, 2008

  • (After yearbooks were handed out at a high school graduation)
  • Guy 1: Wow, a lot of people quoted Vince Lombardi.
  • Guy 2: No, nearly everyone quoted this one rapper.
  • Guy 1: Yeah, I hardly see any rap quotes. Who was it?
  • Guy 2: I don't really listen to rap, but it was some guy named Anon.

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what's in a name?

-18 [+ / -]     Jun 19, 2008

  • (Professor bends over and picks up a receipt)
  • Professor: Did anyone lose their book receipt to the Baxter Street Book Store?
  • Guy: Where is that?

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four-thirds of people don't understand fractions

-7 [+ / -]     Jun 18, 2008

  • Guy: If you tried to do all that stuff, you'd be up 24/7 like 4 days a week.

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how to tell when it's time to ditch your stat degree

-28 [+ / -]     Jun 12, 2008

  • Professor: Fifty percent of all homeless people in Athens are children.
  • Sorostitute: Wait, fifty percent of all children in Athens are homeless?

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at least it wasn't in the english building

14 [+ / -]     Jun 11, 2008

  • water fountain in sculpture building. "what's with" the quotation marks?

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those newfangled mind reading elevators are much cooler

66 [+ / -]     Jun 10, 2008

  • Sorostitute 1: (after a couple of seconds without the elevator moving) I think you need to press a button.
  • Sorostitute 2: Oh! You're suppose to press a button? I think this happened in the last elevator.
  • Sorostitute 3: Oh yeah, I was wondering why we didn't move.

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and he's grammaring wrong

96 [+ / -]     Jun 03, 2008

  • Drunk Guy: Come on wind chimes. Make some noise. It's winding.

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it just didn't feel right when they were calling them tome stores

-13 [+ / -]     Jun 02, 2008