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sounds like a thriller night

-4 [+ / -]     Feb 18, 2010

  • Older Janitor: I'm gonna go home, put a big ol' bag of ice in the bathtub, sit my ass down, and listen to Michael Jackson. Damn!

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what about bananas?

2 [+ / -]     Nov 13, 2009

  • Girl: My apple is too hard.
  • Guy: As in, difficult?
  • Girl: No, as in firm. I like my apples flaccid!

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remember kids, alcohol reduces your inhibitions

72 [+ / -]     Feb 25, 2008

  • Emory Guy: (inside a car, yelling to two girls in the parking lot) Hey, we're going to a dance party, wanna come?
  • Drunk Girl: We cant just get in a car with strangers!
  • Emory Guy: We're gonna get high!
  • Drunk Girl: Okay!

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