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Quotes Filed Under "Football"


ah, sportsmanship

-38 [+ / -]     May 15, 2009

  • Football player on cell: Yeah man, I gave her herpes.
  • (pause)
  • Football player on cell: Nah, man, I'm not gonna tell her! She doesn't need to worry about that. She needs to be more worried about getting rid of that baby in her stomach.

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so that's a yes?

100 [+ / -]     Apr 23, 2009

  • Fratty 1: Is it gay that I get a huge hard on when I watch Knowshon run without a shirt on?
  • Fratty 2: Maybe. All I know is I'd fuck him.

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you'd think he'd be used to it

103 [+ / -]     Mar 28, 2009

  • (A football player scoots over from his aisle seat to a window seat to let a girl sit down on a crowded Orbit Bus)
  • Girl: Aw, thanks for scootin' over for me!
  • Football Player: Uh, I actually moved over because you obviously forgot to put deodorant on this morning... but you're welcome.

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that's what you get for partying at officemax

15 [+ / -]     Feb 24, 2009

  • guy passed out on the couch at transmet after the bama game.

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they may have a won the game, but we make better signs

83 [+ / -]     Jan 01, 2009

  • Found this sign on North Campus. A friend asked what clap was. haha

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there's a pacman joke here somewhere

10 [+ / -]     Dec 30, 2008

  • Her ass got hungry and decided to eat her pants...yummy!

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grabbing a quick nap before class

29 [+ / -]     Nov 03, 2008

  • This was taken on Sanford Dr. (behind SLC) right after the Vandy game..these two grown men were passed out

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"...they just kept falling out of my pocket"

-24 [+ / -]     Oct 29, 2008

  • Drunk Guy: Hey I need help. I lost my car keys.
  • Bus Driver: Did you lose them on this bus?
  • Drunk Guy: I think they are up my ass.
  • Bus Driver: The police officer over there can help you!

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we're cool with that as long as that guy isn't there

-3 [+ / -]     Oct 21, 2008

  • Standing outside of the stadium at the vandy game.

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we just sold out, try the next scalper... or bourbon street.

-64 [+ / -]     Oct 21, 2008

  • (About one hour after the start of the Vandy game)
  • Ticket scalper: Vandy tickets! Vandy tickets for sale, real cheap!
  • (Two guys walk by)
  • Ticket scalper: Would either of you gentlemen like a Vandy ticket?
  • Guy 1: No, but I would like some pussy, motherfucker!
  • Guy 2: Damn straight!

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context is everything

-23 [+ / -]     Oct 19, 2008

  • Girl 1: Ohmigod! That girl is squirting water in those football players mouths.
  • Girl 2: That is so gross!
  • Girl 1: I bet shes a slut.

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we don't want to know what happens at a bad homecoming

-58 [+ / -]     Oct 19, 2008

  • Sorostitute 1: Ohmigod, you guys. That was, like, the best homecoming ever.
  • Sorostitute 2: I know!
  • Sorostitute 1: Yeah, my date tried to rape me.

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dooley learned about the power of superglue today

112 [+ / -]     Oct 07, 2008

  • My 8 week old baby English Bulldog, Dooley, made a new friend!

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rooting for the pink team

0 [+ / -]     Oct 06, 2008

  • Fabulous UGA fan's car.

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you can't do shooters when you're asleep

-64 [+ / -]     Oct 04, 2008

  • (Georgia / Alabama game day morning)
  • Sorostitute 1: Come on, they'll have water at the tailgate!
  • Sorostitute 2: Fuck water, I need my latte!

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the quad and i both got trashed

73 [+ / -]     Oct 02, 2008

  • North Campus looks like a landfill after the Alabama game.

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gimme an H!

9 [+ / -]     Sep 30, 2008

  • A poster left on the ground after College Game Day.

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smelling salts would have worked just fine

42 [+ / -]     Sep 29, 2008

  • SOMFing a passed out Bama fan

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stereotype confirmed

63 [+ / -]     Sep 27, 2008

  • Georgia Fan: Are you guys, like, cousins?
  • Alabama Guy and Girl: How'd you know!?

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last come, first served

49 [+ / -]     Sep 24, 2008

  • Girl: (trying to sit in her Section 109 seat 15 minutes before kickoff) I don't mean to be a bitch, but my ticket says my seat is right here, and this is where I'm standing. I've been here for four years.
  • Guy: If you've been here for four years, you should now the drill.
  • (Guy turns around)

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can you see me? i'm in the red shirt.

-42 [+ / -]     Sep 08, 2008

  • Team running out onto the field for the Central Michigan game.

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