i cannot tell a lie while high

• Fratty: You were smoking in the house!
• Drunk Girl: I wasn't!
• (pause)
• Girl: (laughing uncontrollably) I was!

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Filed Under GA Tech | Smoking

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how you know it's time to stop the olympics drinking game

• Girl: (watching Olympics) Wait, what do they speak in Denmark?
• Guy: German?
• Girl: No, I don't think so. Spanish? No that doesn't make sense. French? No. Yeah, maybe German.

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Filed Under Dumbass | GA Tech

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now i don't feel so bad

• Asian Guy 1: So, what do you eat at home? Do you guys really eat Mongolian beef and shit?
• Asian Guy 2: Dude! I'm Korean!
• Asian Guy 1: Oh... um...
• Asian Guy 2: What are you, anyway?
• Asian Guy 1: I'm Japanese!

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take it from someone with more experience

• Freshman: I want to try everything at least once while I'm in college.
• Older Kid Walking By: Gay!

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Filed Under GA Tech | Gay | Pwn!

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or worse, bird flu

• Asian guy on cell: Dude, I think I want to head back to the mothaland and chill for a while. But I don't want to get malaria or HIV.

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Filed Under GA Tech | One-liners

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did you blog the achievement?

• Nerd Guy: (to nerd girl) Oh, you'll be proud of me. I almost jerked off last night!

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Filed Under Ew. | GA Tech | One-liners

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