Quotes Filed Under "Hooking up"


click here to add the fuckbuddies application

181 [+ / -]     Jul 16, 2008

  • (Two girls are looking at Facebook)
  • Girl 1: I dunno... Should I add him as a friend?
  • Girl 2: Yeah dude, totally. Look, you have two friends in common, that means you're acquaintances. Also, you slept with him.

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he's now wishing he hadn't played that game of never have i ever

-33 [+ / -]     Jul 13, 2008

  • Girl: Well, she lost her virginity at, like, 23.
  • Guy: Damn, she beat me!
  • Girl: Yeah, but you lost your virginity to a guy.
  • Guy: What?!

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ironically, his second album is titled "exclusive"

73 [+ / -]     Jul 12, 2008

  • Girl on cell: Look baby, if we just break up for one day it won't be cheating
  • (pause)
  • Girl on cell: Don't yell at me!
  • (pause)
  • Girl on cell: Well, what if it was Chris Brown?
  • (pause)
  • Girl on cell: No, its not.

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sex, drugs, and h2o

53 [+ / -]     Jun 26, 2008

  • Freshman Girl: (to her friend) Yeah, I'm thinking about dropping a lot of things, like eating after 12am, chocolate, and basically everything except drinking water and hooking up with random boys. Oh, and except alcohol.

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putting tuesday's lecture to good use

69 [+ / -]     Jun 22, 2008

  • Sorostitute 1: I met a boy! He's gorgeous.
  • Sorostitute 2: You have a boyfriend!
  • Sorostitute 1: Yeah... I guess it's time for the old cost benefit analysis!

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like shooting fish in a barrel

143 [+ / -]     Jun 18, 2008

  • Girl 1: No, but he's like wanting to get to know about personal stuff and wants to take me out to dinner and a movie. So obviously he's not just trying to hook up with me because all you have to do is meet me in a bar downtown around one thirty and buy me a drink to do that.
  • Girl 2: Shoot... if a guy wants to hook up with me, he doesn't have to buy me a drink, just meet me at the hot dog man after the bars close and buy me a hot dog. Then I'm all yours.

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time in a bottle

66 [+ / -]     Jun 12, 2008

  • Drunk Girl: Yay, I got a cherry!
  • Drunk Guy: Bring back memories?
  • Drunk Girl: Not really that was a long time ago.
  • Bartender: Well at least she's honest.

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and that means getting really damn creative

165 [+ / -]     Jun 06, 2008

  • (Professor is showing magazine covers from 1950's and 2000's)
  • Professor: What are some of the differences between these?
  • Guy: There's a lot more bullshit. I mean, 35 ways to please your man? There are like 3.

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he's actually been thrown out of a couple speed dating services

46 [+ / -]     Jun 02, 2008

  • Professor: Speed is the key. Whatever you are, do it, and do it quickly. You should never slow down, except when you're with a young lady.

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mom's been reading "on parenting" by britney spears again

129 [+ / -]     May 29, 2008

  • Woman: Just don't marry a man who doesn't pick up after himself. You should probably sleep with him before you get married to make sure he picks up his own underwear.
  • Sorostitute: Mom, that's probably the worst advice I've ever gotten.

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"...is it still a sin if the guy is married?"

89 [+ / -]     May 26, 2008

  • Girl: So, this might be a stupid question, but does the Bible actually say somewhere that it's a sin to have sex before marriage?
  • Professor: Yes, it does.
  • Girl: Oh, boy.

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they go straight for the whipped cream

-28 [+ / -]     May 26, 2008

  • (Talking about going on a date)
  • Girl 1: Well, you two could meet at Bolton?
  • Girl 2: I don't really like the food there
  • Girl 3: Well who eats at booty call events anyway?

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not the "sl" word we were thinking of

60 [+ / -]     May 22, 2008

  • Girl: So I decided I'm only taking 12 hours next semester so I have more time to fuck. But I feel like such a slacker.

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