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r.i.p. hot corner / happy birthday gordon

9 [+ / -]     May 10, 2008

  • This is our friend Gordon holding the last cup of Hot Corner coffee, which shut its doors tonight to undergo renovations before becoming its next incarnation.
  • Hot Corner Coffee has been a hugely significant force in Athens culture since 2003. Even though we will all miss it dearly, we wish the best of luck to the new management.
  • Happy birthday, Gordon!

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i wonder if they'll ever find girl 4's body

-61 [+ / -]     Apr 08, 2008

  • Girl 1: Well, when I hooked up with him he didn't bring the knife out on me. He just scratched the shit out of me.
  • Girl 2: Really? He used the knife on all of us when we hooked up. He made Casey bleed.
  • Girl 3: Did he bite you guys? He bit me so hard I could hear the blood vessels pop! I was like what the fuck!

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but he's probably miraculous in bed

142 [+ / -]     Apr 02, 2008

  • (Two girls are eying a guy in the corner)
  • Girl 1: He's really cute.
  • Girl 2: Nah. He's got too much hair.
  • Girl 1: It's cute!
  • Girl 2: Look, you don't want to be having sex with a guy and go, "Oh Jesus," and him say, "Yes?"

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i guess it's hoes before bros after all

83 [+ / -]     Apr 02, 2008

  • (Two chicks and a guy walk by)
  • Chick 1: (to Chick 2) But we have to put out, we promised!
  • Random Guy: (to his friends) Uh... I'm going with these guys.

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now if only i could figure out where to put it...

41 [+ / -]     Mar 19, 2008

  • Guy on cell: (while carrying a passed out girl on shoulder) Yeah, yeah, I know.
  • (pause)
  • Guy on cell: But, well, I bought an IUD, so it's okay.

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if chicken had teeth, the sound of them chattering would have been unbearable

31 [+ / -]     Feb 25, 2008

  • Mom: Did you hear about that poultry truck that flipped a few weeks ago? Apparently it was a truck full of frozen chicken.
  • Daughter: Ohmigod! So they were alive?!

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