Quotes Filed Under "In class"


office supplies are a total necessity

69 [+ / -]     Jul 15, 2008

  • Girl: (responding to a question in class) Well perhaps it's the rising cost of staples... food, water, gas, that's raising the cost of living.
  • Guy: (scoffs) Staples?

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putting tuesday's lecture to good use

69 [+ / -]     Jun 22, 2008

  • Sorostitute 1: I met a boy! He's gorgeous.
  • Sorostitute 2: You have a boyfriend!
  • Sorostitute 1: Yeah... I guess it's time for the old cost benefit analysis!

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what's in a name?

-18 [+ / -]     Jun 19, 2008

  • (Professor bends over and picks up a receipt)
  • Professor: Did anyone lose their book receipt to the Baxter Street Book Store?
  • Guy: Where is that?

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for the non-smoker on the go

-41 [+ / -]     Jun 15, 2008

  • Girl 1: My hair smells like smoke.
  • Girl 2: Do you want some hand sanitizer in it?
  • Girl 1: Yeah, thanks!

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how to tell when it's time to ditch your stat degree

-28 [+ / -]     Jun 12, 2008

  • Professor: Fifty percent of all homeless people in Athens are children.
  • Sorostitute: Wait, fifty percent of all children in Athens are homeless?

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separation of church and state be damned

80 [+ / -]     Jun 11, 2008

  • Professor: Here's a picture of Sulfur. For you Southern Baptists, its the brimstone of fire and brimstone. I always try to include some religion in this course.

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and he wonders why no one comes to office hours

209 [+ / -]     Jun 10, 2008

  • Professor: Sorry class is running late. I'm writing a letter of recommendation for a student.
  • (Pause)
  • Professor: How do you spell "douchebag?"

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