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put "get new friend" on your to do list

-39 [+ / -]     Apr 06, 2008

  • Girl 1: My hair looks fucking fabulous.
  • Girl 2: No, hon, it doesn't.
  • Girl 1: Mandy Moore wore her hair like this in last week's Star.
  • Girl 2: Was she on the worst-dressed list?

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why do they always have to play the race card?

145 [+ / -]     Apr 02, 2008

  • Sorostitute: Here is my ID.
  • Bouncer: Um, I can't let you in with this ID.
  • Sorostitute: What? I mean, come on, I know it says that girl is 21, what is wrong with it?
  • Bouncer: Well it's a black girl and you are white.

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"...hey, where'd they go? damn... happens every time"

68 [+ / -]     Feb 20, 2008

  • Creepy Old Guy: I'm totally going to adopt you two as my little sisters. I just want to bubble tape y'all and put you in my suitcase and take you to Savannah with me.
  • Girl: That's really creepy.
  • Creepy Old Guy: No, it's ok, I'll poke holes in the saran wrap so you can breath. I got to go pee, be right back.
  • Girl: Cue to leave.

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