Quotes Filed Under "Nerd"


critical hit

-6 [+ / -]     May 31, 2008

  • Guy 1: Dude. There are some girls in my room who want to use your sparklers.
  • Guy 2: Tell them no.
  • Guy 1: They said they'll show you their boobs for sparklers.
  • Guy 2: No. That's horrible. Put my sparklers away and tell them to go home or something.
  • Guy 3: Dude, you just got a +5 gentleman modifier, and you rolled a ten.

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the first person to beat the high score gets a free bowl of pad thai

56 [+ / -]     May 10, 2008

  • Geeks + Beer + Video Projector + Nintendo = Tetris projected above Doc Chey's

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but then who would the nerds save?

7 [+ / -]     May 09, 2008

  • Girl: What is it about Princess Zelda? Why is that stupid bitch always getting herself in trouble? It happens a million times again and again. I wish she'd just get her head chopped off and end it.

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in a galaxy far far away, fratties invade geekdom

-20 [+ / -]     Apr 28, 2008

  • Fratty 1: (answers cell phone) Hey Obi-Wan!
  • Fratty 2: Isn't that a Star Wars reference?
  • Fratty 3: Yeah, it is.
  • Fratty 2: Wow! He's ballin'!

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we really doubt 1 through 12 were taken

4 [+ / -]     Apr 27, 2008

  • nerd license plate: Linux 1.3

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