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Overseen in Athens


For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.

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Quotes Filed Under "Ramsey"


a few small steps for man

-12 [+ / -]     Feb 01, 2010

  • Girl 1: I ran six miles last week.
  • Girl 2: Really? On what?
  • Girl 1: On the elliptical.
  • Girl 2: What level?
  • Girl 1: Well, I was on level one, but did you know they have a level zero?

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and now, the main event

13 [+ / -]     Jan 28, 2010

  • Sorostitute 1: It's always good to have a friend crazier than you. It's like insurance!
  • Sorostitute 2: Huh? How?
  • Sorostitute 1: You're never the shittiest shitshow. You're always second shitshow.

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damn, looks like we have to go to omni

29 [+ / -]     Jan 07, 2010

  • The sign usually says "No shoes on mats," but there's a letter missing...

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i'm kind of a big deal...

106 [+ / -]     Mar 26, 2009

  • Fratty 1: Dude, you have a boner.
  • Fratty 2: (looks at his crotch) Don't act like you're not impressed.

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hope she scores a perfect 320%

21 [+ / -]     Mar 03, 2009

  • Sorostitute: So our final for that class is gonna be eight questions, which scares me because that means each one is worth, like, 40% of the test.

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when she stops lying, she can finally become a real blond

96 [+ / -]     Feb 10, 2009

  • (During a weight lifting class)
  • Girl 1: I want blonder hair. I think I'm going to get highlights.
  • Girl 2: Yeah, my hair is naturally blond, but for some reason my roots come out brown.

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