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made in china for your vagina!

63 [+ / -]     Jun 11, 2009

  • Guest speaker: Someone give me an example of anything that is manufactured, give me anything.
  • Student: Sex toys!

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tomorrow's lesson is the proper use of the pimp hand

-45 [+ / -]     May 18, 2009

  • Sorostitute: So how's your main squeeze?
  • Boy: My what?
  • Sorostitute: You know, your main bitch.
  • Boy: She's not a bitch.
  • Sorostitute: No, it doesn't mean she's a bitch. Just like, out of all your hoes she's the main one.
  • Boy: ...

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and he's meeting the doctor for drinks on friday

-22 [+ / -]     May 16, 2009

  • Guy 1: You had to go to a urologist? Damn, what'd he say?
  • Guy 2: He said nothing was wrong. He had to check my balls, though, and... and my prostate.
  • Guy 1: Dude... shit... you're fucking gay now.

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can i get that with an extra shot of "oh no she didn't!"

98 [+ / -]     May 08, 2009

  • Jittery Joe's Guy: White mocha?
  • (Girl 1 takes drink)
  • Jittery Joe's Guy: Non-fat white mocha with soy?
  • Girl 2: Um, I had just a regular white mocha.
  • Jittery Joe's Guy: Ugh, that skank took your shit!

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unless of course they're heroin muffins

133 [+ / -]     Mar 16, 2009

  • Professor: Really the only thing that grows in Afghanistan is poppies. And there are only three things you can do with poppies - make poppy seed bagels, poppy seed muffins, and make heroin. And you aren't going to make a lot of money from the muffins.

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we call that "opportunity management"

100 [+ / -]     Feb 24, 2009

  • Fratty: It's not really hit it and quit it. It's more like hit it, hit it, keep hitting it for a month... then quit it.

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funny, i don't remember voting for him

20 [+ / -]     Feb 19, 2009

  • Sorostitute: Who is that guy?
  • Guy: Really? That's the President.
  • Sorostitute: Of the United States?
  • Guy: No.
  • Sorostitute: I mean, not the current President. You know what I mean.
  • Guy: No, that's the President of UGA.
  • Sorostitute: Oh, hah. Wait, we have a President of UGA?

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its sad when even professors think thursday is the weekend

78 [+ / -]     Feb 18, 2009

  • Professor: It's referring to how the different organs in your body perform different functions. Your heart pumps blood and your liver helps you recover from Thursday night.

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she must have gotten up on the evil side of the bed

179 [+ / -]     Feb 12, 2009

  • Girl 1: It was weird, I totally saw a less cute version of you today by the Hull Street parking deck. It was like your evil twin or something.
  • Girl 2: (pauses) Yeah... that was me, actually.

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murphy says yes

48 [+ / -]     Dec 08, 2008

  • Sorostitute: Do you think that thing is going to be on the test?
  • Fratty: What thing?
  • Sorostitute: You know, that thing that wasn't in the notes and we didn't cover in class.
  • Fratty: (stares) Yeah.

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we're sure he's never gotten that one before

-38 [+ / -]     Nov 25, 2008

  • Girl 1: Who is the Dalai Lama?
  • Girl 2: You don't know who the Dalai Lama is? Tibetan monk?
  • Girl 1: Llama? With two Ls? The monk is a llama?

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global warming is worse than we thought

92 [+ / -]     Nov 22, 2008

  • Girl 1: Why are you wearing a skirt, it's so cold outside!
  • Girl 2: What are you talking about? It's nice today.
  • Girl 1: Wait, didn't you used to live someplace really cold or something?
  • Girl 2: I'm from Kuwait.
  • Girl 1: Oh, that explains it!
  • Girl 2: (pauses) Kuwait is a desert.

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but is it usb 2.0 compatible?

-14 [+ / -]     Nov 09, 2008

  • This is a bomb-disarming robot created for the UGA Police Department.

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grabbing a quick nap before class

29 [+ / -]     Nov 03, 2008

  • This was taken on Sanford Dr. (behind SLC) right after the Vandy game..these two grown men were passed out

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fortune cookies just aren't as fun as they used to be

-13 [+ / -]     Oct 28, 2008

  • Found clumsily taped to the left handrail of a stairway in the SLC on campus.

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thank god they installed that pregnancy test vending machine by the jittery joe's

126 [+ / -]     Oct 13, 2008

  • (While in the SLC bathroom, Girl 1 is in a stall having a conversation with her friend who is outside the stall)
  • Sorostitute 1: Ohmigod, wait... yes!
  • Sorostitute 2: What?
  • Sorostitute 1: I'm not pregnant!
  • Sorostitute 2: Yay!

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that's the sort of conviction that launches 1000 ships

-42 [+ / -]     Oct 08, 2008

  • Sorostitute: So, I was totally, like, Helen of Troy in a past life. I was so hot I started a huge war!
  • Guy: So you believe in reincarnation?
  • Sorostitute: Well, no, I don't, so I guess I take all that back.
  • Guy: So you're just dead?
  • Sorostitute: Yeah, I'm just dead.
  • Guy: That's what I thought.

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it's true what they say about too much of a good thing

27 [+ / -]     Sep 17, 2008

  • (As he walks onto the elevator with a large cup of coffee)
  • Scenester: Adderall is killing my brain, dude... I can't even study.

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have you tried the new diet medium roast?

61 [+ / -]     Sep 10, 2008

  • Sorostitute: Whole bean... is that like whole grain?
  • Jittery Joe's Guy: Uh...
  • Sorostitute: Like, is that the healthy option?

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but what happens if they break down?

89 [+ / -]     Sep 05, 2008

  • (2 girls walking up the stairs at the SLC)
  • Girl: (to friend) You know, they should really invent moving stairs.

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stick with religion

64 [+ / -]     Sep 03, 2008

  • Professor: The last of the five pillars of Islam is Zakat, which says we should give 2.5% of our capital a year. So, if you make about $1,000, how much should you give away?
  • Student: Um... $25?
  • Professor: $40.
  • Student: No, its $25.
  • Professor: Trust me on this, it's $40.

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for his sake, let's hope ass kicking is on that list

21 [+ / -]     May 14, 2008

  • Guy: Every woman wants to be a man.
  • Girl: No, I'm happy being a girl, we get away with stuff and get out of stuff so much easier!
  • Guy: Yeah, like voting, rights, driving, and good decision making.

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it's been even longer since she paused to breathe

78 [+ / -]     May 12, 2008

  • Sorostitute: I really want a muffin because they are so good. But I was on the phone with Momma one time in line here and I told her I was about to get a muffin. She said, "you know what happens to girls who eat muffins right? they get muffin tops." Then I looked over and this, like, huge girl was eating a muffin. So I was like, oh my gosh she's right. I haven't had a muffin in like six months.

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no guts no glory

170 [+ / -]     May 08, 2008

  • Girl 1: I was walking outside Park Hall when I felt something wet and nasty hit the back of my neck.
  • Girl 2: Ew... bird poop?
  • Girl 1: No! Get this... it was a hawk or something squeezing the guts out of a baby squirrel... and when I looked up all these squirrel guts hit me in the face!
  • Girl 2: That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard!
  • Girl 1: So, anyway... do you think this was an omen?

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she's clearly learning to be critical

13 [+ / -]     May 07, 2008

  • (Three sorostitutes are talking after a logic and critical thinking class)
  • Sorostitute: So, ever since I've been at college, I've realized how totally immature girls in high school are... like for realz.

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your 11 o'clock is on line 1

44 [+ / -]     May 03, 2008

  • (Guy walks over to Sorostitute sitting down in armchair, they kiss)
  • Sorostitute: Bye, see you later!
  • (Guy walks away, her phone rings)
  • Sorostitute: Hey baby!

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which, by the way, is a great place to talk on the phone

158 [+ / -]     Apr 12, 2008

  • Girl on Cell: I couldn't believe he did that... ew, I just heard someone peeing!
  • Voice From Stall: That's cause you're in a bathroom, dumbass.

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"...so i should start sleeping with them now, right?"

-33 [+ / -]     Apr 09, 2008

  • Sorostitute: (about her political science classmates) They're all future something importants.

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which must mean he's a shitty boyfriend

225 [+ / -]     Apr 06, 2008

  • Guy on Cell: Yeah, I finally found out what happened to my boxers the other night when Katie and I got naked at her apartment. She called me the next day and said her cat had buried them in its litter box.

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was it good for you?

187 [+ / -]     Mar 29, 2008

  • Guy: So, he slept with you and then just never called?
  • Girl: Yeah, I think its pretty shitty.
  • Guy: Hmmm, you should call him... and tell him you have herpes.

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#22   "...not so loud, man... i'm still hung over"

567 [+ / -]     Mar 27, 2008

  • Professor: So who pretty much got trashed this weekend?
  • (about half raise their hands)
  • Proressor: (yells) Awesome! You guys are first up to give your presentations.

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can you walk a straight line for me, son?

66 [+ / -]     Mar 26, 2008

  • (Very early in the morning at the SLC)
  • Guy 1: That girl is pretty hot.
  • Guy 2: No, she isn't.
  • Guy 1: Oh, you're right. Sorry, I have my paper goggles on.

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i have one... can i leave?

45 [+ / -]     Mar 05, 2008

  • (In a lecture on BDSM)
  • Speaker: Any questions?
  • (silence from class)
  • Speaker: All right then. Anal sex...

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and the oscar goes to... dumb and dumber!

-69 [+ / -]     Feb 27, 2008

  • Girl: Who won big at the Oscars?
  • Guy: Well, the Coen brothers won for four different categories.
  • Girl: Really? Who knew that the guys who created There's Something About Mary could win an Oscar someday?

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my college counselor never mentioned that option

-48 [+ / -]     Feb 26, 2008

  • Roommate 1: (looking at Facebook) Is that the hot girl you work with?
  • Roommate 2:Yeah dude, and she's getting her PhD in Biochemistry.
  • Roommate 1: She should get a PhD on my penis.

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college is about learning the fundamentals

-38 [+ / -]     Feb 19, 2008

  • Professor: Reading assignment due Wednesday, make sure you have it done.
  • Sorostitute: Is it important that we read for this class?
  • Professor: Are you serious? Yes, it is important that you read for this class.

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#4   too late

1013 [+ / -]     Feb 09, 2008

  • Sorostitute on cell: Hey! My lucky red thong came through for me! He actually wanted to... hey, let me call you back... I think some people here are listening and I don't want this all over the Internet.

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"...i might be here a while"

55 [+ / -]     Jan 03, 2008

  • Girl on cell: I'm at the CLC... the Student Learning Center.

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yep, july 4, 1929. they were the reason behind the depression.

55 [+ / -]     Dec 14, 2007

  • Girl 1: When did we secede from Great Britain?
  • Girl 2: I'm not sure of the exact date, why?
  • Girl 1: But it was before 1930, right?

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math is hard! let's go shopping!

-28 [+ / -]     Dec 05, 2007

  • Girl: (giving a presentation) We're going to be in a major energy crisis by the year 2037... and that's, like, two decades away!

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that's one way to crash a server

191 [+ / -]     Dec 04, 2007

  • (Heard across the computer floor in the SLC)
  • Girl: (yelling) Oh my God! My nipple is on Facebook!

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i'm currently computing your IQ

-34 [+ / -]     Dec 01, 2007

  • Sorostitute: What classes are you taking next semester?
  • Guy: Intro to personal computing and -
  • Sorostitute: (interrupting) Wait... like... on a computer?

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when old english was back in vogue

115 [+ / -]     Nov 21, 2007

  • Girl 1: My boyfriend wants to see Beowulf. I don't get it... I hated reading that in high school!
  • Girl 2: I know! It was so boring!
  • GIrl 3: Hmm, I don't think we ever read it. What year did y'all graduate?
  • Girl 1: 2005.
  • Girl 3: Oh, well that explains it. It must have been written after I graduated.

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a simple "not much" would have sufficed

-20 [+ / -]     Nov 20, 2007

  • Girl 1: Hey! Whats up?
  • Girl 2: I spilled syrup on my pants this morning, and now my thighs keep sticking together!

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you passed that test when you got her pregnant

110 [+ / -]     Nov 16, 2007

  • Fratty 1: Yeah, so remember that girl who said I got her pregnant? Well I saw the kid and I don't think its mine.
  • Fratty 2: What are you going to do? Haven't you been paying child support?
  • Fratty 1: I think I'm going to take a fraternity test to prove it isn't mine and then ask for my money back.

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now that's a diet

14 [+ / -]     Nov 15, 2007

  • Sorostitute 1: I think I really wanna get the flu shot this year, having the flu would suck so bad.
  • Sorostitute 2: Are you kidding? The flu would be a god-send, then I wouldn't be eating and I would be throwing up. I mean does it get any better?

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it certainly wasn't holding up anyone's pants

130 [+ / -]     Nov 02, 2007

  • (On the day after Halloween)
  • Sorostitute 1: Ohmigod! I was so drunk last night I wouldn't have even known what I dressed up as if I hadn't woken up in it this morning!
  • Sorostitute 2: Um, you left dressed as a cowgirl... but you came back as Quailman.
  • Sorostitute 1: I was wondering why I had a belt around my head.

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he's a whiz kid

-18 [+ / -]     Oct 12, 2007

  • Fratty 1: Dude I just pissed all over my hands.
  • Fratty 2: Thats sick! Why didn't you wash them?
  • Fratty 1: There's a watering ban, dumbass. I didn't flush the urinal either.
  • Fratty 2: Those have sensors on them.

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it goes to the pool on the roof

28 [+ / -]     Oct 04, 2007

  • (On the 4th floor of the SLC)
  • Fratty: The elevator's here.
  • Sorostitute: No, not that elevator! That one is going up!

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studying her pants off, of course

195 [+ / -]     Sep 02, 2007

  • Flagline girl: How late is the SLC open?
  • Girl: Seriously? You're asking me during a game? I don't know, why?
  • Flagline girl: I left my panties in there this morning.

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urine trouble, man

24 [+ / -]     Aug 27, 2007

  • Fratty: (Props feet on a chair) What? My feet are clean. I let the water run over them in the shower this morning.
  • Sorostitute: But don't guys pee in the shower?

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ironically, bulimia is being introduced as a new PE class

4 [+ / -]     Aug 04, 2007

  • Girl 1: Are you going to the gym today?
  • Girl 2: No, I don't have time. I'm just going to throw up.

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you're the barry bonds of academia

41 [+ / -]     Aug 03, 2007

  • Student: (looks at Adderall) Each one of those little balls is like another percentage point on my grade.

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the fratty pilgrimage. the hippies have bonnaroo, afterall

-83 [+ / -]     Jul 23, 2007

  • Fratty: We gotta go, man. I heard it was like the most frat-tastic thing ever. Like, wear your Vineyard Vines, man. Super fratty.

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as if it were ever a question

-40 [+ / -]     Jul 21, 2007

  • Sorostitute 1: So how are you gonna eat then?
  • Sorostitute 2: Uh, duh, I'm not!

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the phone or the rugrat?

153 [+ / -]     Jun 20, 2007

  • (Professor's cell phone goes off in the middle of lecture)
  • Professor: Sorry guys, but I have a pregnant wife at home.I have to keep my phone on in case something happens... I hope it's mine.

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like molasses

78 [+ / -]     Jun 17, 2007

  • Girl: I'm taking it a lot slower than usual. We didn't even have sex until the third date.

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alcohol vs. studying (round 3)

36 [+ / -]     May 08, 2007

  • Drunk guy: Finals are gay! That's why I'm drunk!
  • (Drunk guy runs into the SLC with a bottle of beer)

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it works a lot like original sin

46 [+ / -]     May 08, 2007

  • Girl 1: I hate studying for History. I can't remember it and I just don't care.
  • Girl 2: You're American, right?
  • Girl 1: Well, yeah.
  • Girl 2: So American history is in your veins. You should already know it. Therefore you shouldn't have to study. Let;s go get drunk!

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she'd need adderall to pay attention for that long

98 [+ / -]     May 03, 2007

  • Girl 1: Man, this Adderall is giving me some serious cottonmouth.
  • Girl 2: Yeah, I know what you mean.
  • Girl 1: I feel like I've been sucking dick for hours on end.
  • Girl 2: Yeah, totally.

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I thought midol cured cramps

63 [+ / -]     Apr 28, 2007

  • Sorostitute 1: Oh my god... so I think I have HPV.
  • Sorostitute 2: Oh, don't worry, I've had that before. Its not a big deal, just take some Advil.

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that's no easter egg

50 [+ / -]     Apr 26, 2007

  • Redhead: God, I really wanna eat some chocolate right now.
  • Blonde: Really? Why?
  • Redhead: I think I'm about to start my period... or I'm pregnant. Either way, I still want chocolate.

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