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Quotes Filed Under "Smoking"


i cannot tell a lie while high

-4 [+ / -]     Mar 17, 2010

  • Fratty: You were smoking in the house!
  • Drunk Girl: I wasn't!
  • (pause)
  • Girl: (laughing uncontrollably) I was!

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don't get her started on splenda

19 [+ / -]     Aug 12, 2009

  • Middle aged mom: (referring to a 5-hour energy shot) Don't ever drink these. They will make your brain bleed. They will kill you.
  • Little Boy: Okay.
  • Cashier: How can I help you, ma'am?
  • Middle aged mom: Yeah, can I get a carton of Camels, unfiltered?

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among other things

17 [+ / -]     Jun 21, 2009

  • (Two researchers are outside their building taking a smoke break)
  • Researcher 1: You know, I hear Splenda's bad for you.

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two great tastes that go great together

-11 [+ / -]     Apr 23, 2009

  • Sign at the Georgia Theater

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stop, drop, and roll in the hay

-10 [+ / -]     Jan 04, 2009

  • Kind of hard to see, but the guy is smoking and spreading hay.

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this just in, optimism does not prevent cancer

17 [+ / -]     Oct 27, 2008

  • Girl 1. I love to smoke.
  • Girl 2. Yeah but, do you ever think about the health issues?
  • Girl 1. The only one I care about is wrinkles. That's the only really bad effect.

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it doesn't count just because your jeep is green

-9 [+ / -]     Sep 14, 2008

  • Hipster: One pack of American Spirits, please.
  • Clerk: I've only sold a few packs of these... what's the deal?
  • Hipster: Well, they're made from all natural ingredients. Plus, I'm trying to "Go Green."
  • Clerk: Oh, okay.
  • (Hipster drives off in large Jeep)

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a message everyone should hear, brother

55 [+ / -]     May 20, 2008

  • Co-worker: Why do I smoke cigarettes? I have to be a role model to the kids to let them know that they too can be a 24-year-old waiter in a struggling rock band.

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i studied so hard for this final i had to smoke 100s

-27 [+ / -]     Apr 27, 2008

  • finals week at hot corner.

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