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what about crazy people?

24 [+ / -]     Feb 26, 2010

  • Freshman Girl 1: So, I have a new obsession... nuts!
  • Freshman Girl 2: Like, boy nuts? Or nuts nuts?

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and the words are so small!

-12 [+ / -]     Feb 19, 2010

  • Girl 1: I'm supposed to be reading this political science book and it doesn't have any pictures.
  • Girl 2: (gasps) You're kidding!
  • Girl 1: No, it's just margin to margin words.

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if this bus doesn't hurry up, i'm gonna be late for potions!

13 [+ / -]     Feb 15, 2010

  • Apparently, Harry Potter book bags are acceptable once you become a senior in college.

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everyone is finding new ways to save in this tough economy

18 [+ / -]     Feb 05, 2010

  • Fratty: This jacket is $120 new, but I got it for free.
  • Sorostitute: Really? How?
  • Fratty: I found it on the ground. It was all wet and kinda dirty, and it had some throw up on it, but I washed it. I mean, it was my size, so I wasn't gonna just leave it there.
  • Sorostitute: Well, I guess if you washed it, it's okay.

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however, neither one is available after 2:00am

3 [+ / -]     Jan 22, 2010

  • Girl 1: What bus are you taking to get to your next class?
  • Girl 2: Oasis!
  • (pause)
  • Girl 1: You mean Orbit?

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if it's on the internet, it must be true

27 [+ / -]     Jan 06, 2010

  • Girl: Oh, hey! Happy Birthday! I saw it on Facebook.
  • Guy: Um, my birthday's not for a month.
  • Girl: Are you sure?

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not as difficult an achievement as he seems to think

12 [+ / -]     Dec 12, 2009

  • (On a crowded East West night bus)
  • Drunk Freshman Guy 1: Dude. I better get arrested tonight.
  • Drunk Freshman Guy 2: I know, right? You better.
  • (They exit the bus and walk towards Bourbon Street)

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maybe it's maxed out

19 [+ / -]     Oct 13, 2009

  • Girl 1: I hate my phone. It's a piece of crap. Like, when I plug it in, it says "Cannot Charge." I don't even know what that means.
  • Girl 2: (after an awkward silence) Seriously?

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and then we throw them in volcanoes

124 [+ / -]     Oct 07, 2009

  • Girl: Why are all those sorority girls wearing white dresses?
  • Bus Driver: It's bid day. They have to pretend they're virgins.

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both packed, of course

-21 [+ / -]     Oct 06, 2009

  • Two Orbit buses, one right after the other.

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dude, just ask her to dinner already

-19 [+ / -]     Oct 03, 2009

  • Guy: Man, we're gonna get fucked by LSU. Joe Cox only throws to AJ Green!
  • Girl: Yeah, I know he's godly, but he's not Jesus! He can't catch everything... he's not Jesus! If he could he'd be Herschel Walker.
  • Guy: Man, if I was a smart man... I'd invite to you play some sweet Zelda on my Nintendo.
  • Girl: I freaking love Zelda!

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no wonder the bus drivers all wave to each other

162 [+ / -]     Sep 21, 2009

  • Girl Bus Driver, on radio: 1861, it looks like I am going to take on a pretty big load, can you pull out a bit?
  • 1861 Bus Driver, laughing hysterically: 10-4.

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except you don't need a fake id

65 [+ / -]     Sep 03, 2009

  • Bus Driver: (on a crowded bus) If you're not touching someone, you're doing it wrong! Come on people, pretend like this is Bourbon Street!

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someone is giving the freshmen the wrong secret password

55 [+ / -]     Sep 03, 2009

  • (A bus stops at Chemistry)
  • Freshman Girl: Excuse me, where are you going?
  • Bus Driver: Where do you need to go?
  • Freshman Girl: Russell Hall.
  • Bus Driver: Not there.
  • (Driver closes the door in her face)

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tire tracks on the north quad would look kinda tacky

12 [+ / -]     Aug 19, 2009

  • Freshman Girl: God, I have to figure out this bus schedule. Why isn't there one that goes from Peabody to Park?1

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does this tow truck go to east campus?

-9 [+ / -]     Jul 11, 2009

  • This bus broke down on Atlanta Highway and passed right by La Cazuela as we were eating dinner on the patio.

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ah, sportsmanship

-43 [+ / -]     May 15, 2009

  • Football player on cell: Yeah man, I gave her herpes.
  • (pause)
  • Football player on cell: Nah, man, I'm not gonna tell her! She doesn't need to worry about that. She needs to be more worried about getting rid of that baby in her stomach.

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a risky investment in this economy

-54 [+ / -]     Apr 01, 2009

  • Drunk fratty on cell: Man, I just spent $65 downtown tonight.
  • (pause)
  • Drunk fratty on cell: Yeah I'm going to hate myself in the morning.
  • (pause)
  • Drunk fratty on cell: Yeah, really going to hate myself in the morning. I'm broke. The only way it will be worth it is if that girl answers her phone.

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sounds like that's how things are already

81 [+ / -]     Mar 30, 2009

  • Sorostitute on Cell: Why do you want to make our relationship official on Facebook?
  • (pause)
  • Sorostitute on Cell: Wait, so you think I'm going to cheat on you if our relationship is not FBO?
  • (pause)
  • Sorostitute on Cell: You know what I could do? I can make it so that you can see that we're in a relationship, but nobody else can!

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you'd think he'd be used to it

105 [+ / -]     Mar 28, 2009

  • (A football player scoots over from his aisle seat to a window seat to let a girl sit down on a crowded Orbit Bus)
  • Girl: Aw, thanks for scootin' over for me!
  • Football Player: Uh, I actually moved over because you obviously forgot to put deodorant on this morning... but you're welcome.

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for less than a dollar a day, you can have your soul eaten by this child

55 [+ / -]     Mar 17, 2009

  • I suppose it's one of those "feed the children of Africa" brochures. But that face looks evil, not pitiful.

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all great change in america begins at the dinner table.

86 [+ / -]     Mar 09, 2009

  • Girl 1: He's cute, but he talks about Ronald Reagan all the time! It's giving me an inferiority complex because I'm not Nancy!
  • Girl 2: Yuck, I hate McDonald's. Wait, what?

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strong enough for a man. made for a woman.

37 [+ / -]     Mar 06, 2009

  • Girl: I feel like I wear my heart out on my sleeve when it comes to guys.
  • Guy: Well, sometimes you've just got to tuck your heart in your arm pit... you know to guard it... and keep it warm.

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can you repeat the question?

72 [+ / -]     Feb 17, 2009

  • Sorostitute 1: So my Philosophy professor was telling my class about his professor in college making their final one question. So we asked what the question was and he said "Why?"
  • Sorostitute 2: That's so mean to not tell you the question.

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now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to math class

-57 [+ / -]     Feb 16, 2009

  • Guy: What time is it? I have to get to class.
  • Girl: 7:25.
  • Guy: Sweet! I'm five minutes early for being ten minutes early.
  • Girl: Oh my gosh, why are you coming to class 25 minutes early? You're such an overachiever, you bookworm!

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maybe they'll park together on their next date

59 [+ / -]     Feb 13, 2009

  • Sorostitute 1: So I let him take off my shirt and bra, but I wasn't going to let him touch me. Didn't want him thinking I was easy.
  • Sorostitute 2: Yeah, that's a really good place to stop, can't let it go too far. He might want something more than just a look.

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sure, pull-ups, that's what they were gonna try

9 [+ / -]     Feb 11, 2009

  • (Couple gets on the bus)
  • Drunk Guy: So you think that the bus would be a good place to have some fun?
  • Drunk Girl: I'm not sure I could hold myself up that long.
  • Drunk Guy: Well let's try, I mean the bus driver isn't paying attention.
  • Driver: Umm, I don't really want to see her doing pull-ups on this bus.

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and he means that literally

66 [+ / -]     Jan 27, 2009

  • Guy 1: Whoa! We almost had a gay moment there.
  • Guy 2: Well, it is college. Nowhere to go but down.

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please stand behind the yellow line and keep everything in your pants

339 [+ / -]     Jan 18, 2009

  • Girl: No! I'm not going to do that on a bus.
  • Guy: Come on, no one is on the bus.
  • Girl: I'm not going down on you here. What about the driver?
  • Guy: He can't hear or see us where we are sitting.
  • Bus Driver: I can hear and see you.

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a picture is worth a thousand words, just don't say them out loud

21 [+ / -]     Jan 17, 2009

  • Girl 1: Over the break I got a fork stabbed in my eye! It bled and bled and all this white stuff came out of it and I pulled it out myself and drove to the ER!
  • Girl 2: Ohmigod that is so disgusting! Don't tell me one more thing about that!
  • Girl 1: (pause) Do you want to see pictures?
  • Girl 2: Hell yeah!

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one of uga's lesser known pass / fail courses

68 [+ / -]     Dec 10, 2008

  • (Two passengers are made to walk from the back door to the front door)
  • Bus Driver: Sorry, I just had to check your sketch factor.

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mother knows best

90 [+ / -]     Nov 24, 2008

  • Guy on cell: Yeah, man, I have a date lined up for every day next week. Oh, yeah, well, I already know she's gonna dump me Friday, and I can't do anything about it. Yeah, her friend told me. Well, I was tellin' my mom about it, and she said, "You're in Athens, though! There are way more girls than guys there, and they're all easy! You should just go out and get laid as much as possible, by lots of girls!" So I'm gonna do that.

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whatever happened to the polite "no"?

159 [+ / -]     Nov 06, 2008

  • Girl (to Bus Driver): Can you hold the bus for 30 seconds? My friend is on her way.
  • Bus Driver: She the one walking way back there?
  • Girl: Yeah!
  • (Bus Driver closes door)

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"...they just kept falling out of my pocket"

-23 [+ / -]     Oct 29, 2008

  • Drunk Guy: Hey I need help. I lost my car keys.
  • Bus Driver: Did you lose them on this bus?
  • Drunk Guy: I think they are up my ass.
  • Bus Driver: The police officer over there can help you!

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though his sense of humor sounds far from it

97 [+ / -]     Oct 26, 2008

  • Guy 1: So some drunk guy just walked into your room and pissed in your roommate's dresser?
  • Guy 2: Pretty much.
  • Guy 1: And you just stood there? What kind of friend are you?
  • Guy 2: A dry one.

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good thing UGA just added that new MRS program

67 [+ / -]     Oct 09, 2008

  • Girl 1: What's your major?
  • Girl 2: Chemistry, but not for long. I want to do something easy.
  • Girl 1: Like what?
  • Girl 2: I want to marry a rich KA, and make him lots of beautiful babies. That's all I really want to do.

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"she" just loves keeping up with traffic news

12 [+ / -]     Oct 04, 2008

  • Large Bus Driver: 22 checkin' in.
  • Radio: Aight 22. Y'all might want to watch out for that traffic on Magnolia today. It's hard to get through.
  • Large Bus Driver: That's what she said.
  • (Passengers and Radio are silent)
  • Radio: (after some time) Copy that.

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which reminds me... your roots are showing

-48 [+ / -]     Sep 29, 2008

  • Sorostitute: Wait, do they repaint the field, like, every weekend?
  • Girl: Yeah. Grass grows.

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"...i hold it sideways so it smiles at me"

107 [+ / -]     Sep 18, 2008

  • Fratty: (looking at a paper he just got back) So, everyone else got a number grade on their papers, mine just has a backwards C on it with a line.
  • Girl: Um, that's actually a D.
  • Fratty: (genuinely happy) Oh... solid!

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sounds like they need the short orbit bus

205 [+ / -]     Sep 15, 2008

  • (Standing at a bus stop, a bus with ticker reads "BEAT!" and then "Central Michigan!")
  • Sorostitute 1: Wait! Is this bus really going to Central Michigan? I need an Orbit.
  • Sorostitute 2: Um, I don't know, probably. Maybe it's for the football players or something.

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yeah, the name is just to fake out the tourists

-34 [+ / -]     Aug 29, 2008

  • Girl: (getting onto a North / South bus) Does this bus go to east campus?

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but rubbing against strangers isn't nearly as fun when you're sober

96 [+ / -]     Aug 28, 2008

  • (On a packed Milledge Bus)
  • Bus Driver: Come on, squeeze tight. Pretend like you're at The Loft.

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"...and the next stop is physics. hold on tight."

-20 [+ / -]     Aug 26, 2008

  • Bus Driver: The back doors of my bus just came open and two people fell out.

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what a short trip! these buses rock!

126 [+ / -]     Aug 21, 2008

  • Freshman: Does this go to Russell Hall?
  • Bus Driver: Yup, and you're here! (closes doors)

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depends if the wifi can reach that far

68 [+ / -]     Aug 19, 2008

  • Sorostitute on cell: I want to study abroad, but, well... I just don't know. Do you think they'll have international Internet?

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what an awesome super power

-61 [+ / -]     Aug 05, 2008

  • Rocker Guy: Whoa!
  • Rocker Chick: What?
  • Rocker Guy: My spidey sense is tingling!
  • Rocker Chick: No, that is an orgasm.

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does this coal tower go to snelling?

-14 [+ / -]     Jun 16, 2008

  • Historic preservationists were horrified when this coal tower was replaced by the Multi-Modal Center next to downtown.

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somehow i don't think she'll be the only one

49 [+ / -]     Jun 01, 2008

  • Sorostitute on cell: Hey, are you going to the party tonight?
  • (pause)
  • Sorostitute on cell: Awesome, look for me. I'll be the one on the floor.

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uga transit's been meaning to relabel those things for years

51 [+ / -]     May 12, 2008

  • Sorostitute 1: Crap! This bus is going the wrong way!
  • (She pulls the stop cord)
  • Sorostitute 2: This bus always goes this way!
  • Sorostitute 1: Why isn't the bus stopping? I pulled the cord!
  • Sorostitute 2: I don't think that's what it's for, but it does seem to piss the drivers off.

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don't ask, don't tell, please don't take my class again

55 [+ / -]     May 09, 2008

  • Guy on cell: Yeah, I got a D in Chemistry.
  • (pause)
  • Guy on cell: It's totally awesome because I was failing... I mean, I had a 40 in the class but I totally flirted with the professor and he passed me!
  • (pause)
  • Guy on cell: Yeah, I wore really short soccer shorts and unbuttoned my shirt to show off my pecs.

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excuse me, does this bus go to the mall?

33 [+ / -]     May 05, 2008

  • Someone was a bit too eager to leave after the '06 Mississippi State game.

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the girls on the bus go round and round

57 [+ / -]     May 03, 2008

  • Girl on phone: Hey... I'm good.
  • (pause)
  • Girl on phone: (whispering) I can't! I'm on the bus.
  • (pause)
  • Girl on phone: (getting louder) I told you! I'm on the bus... I can't!
  • (pause)
  • Girl on phone: Why do you always have to talk about it?
  • (pause)
  • Girl on phone: (yelling) I was screaming, wasn't I? What more do you want?
  • (She hangs up and runs off the bus)
  • Guy: Let me off, I need her number!

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i wonder who has an fbi file... you have three guesses

-55 [+ / -]     Apr 06, 2008

  • Girl 1: Oh my gosh! I totally had this gigantic crush on Leonardo DiCaprio when I was younger!
  • Girl 2: Really?
  • Girl 1: Yeah! My aunt lived on the same island as him, so I knew where his house was. I put an invitation to my bat mitzvah in his mailbox and then I wrote him this really long letter! I so thought he was going to come!

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the uga bus system: now run solely on energy-efficient fuel and the scent of fear

123 [+ / -]     Apr 05, 2008

  • (On the Russell Hall bus at the Baldwin and Sanford intersection)
  • Bus Driver: (blaring the bus horn, racing through the intersection as people are jumping out of the way) That's my light, dammit!
  • (Pause)
  • Bus Driver: (laughs) That one girl looked scared! I love doing that!

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finally... the tables have turned

297 [+ / -]     Mar 29, 2008

  • Bus Driver: I'm disappointed in you guys. We could have fit in 20 more people.
  • Girl: Shut the fuck up and take us to Snelling.

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good luck with the etymology final

76 [+ / -]     Mar 26, 2008

  • Fratty: So what's your major?
  • Girl: Horticulture.
  • Fratty: So... does that mean you're gonna be a prostitute or something?

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there's a trailer park in florida that just got it's flair back

96 [+ / -]     Mar 06, 2008

  • Sorostitute 1: Did you read the article about Alpha Gam's flamingos getting stolen?
  • Sorostitute 2: I mean, I only took two of the flamingos. I don't know what happened to the rest of them.

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because with us multiple partners is okay!

159 [+ / -]     Feb 28, 2008

  • Sorostitute 1: So, have they figured who started the STD outbreak at the house?
  • Sorostitute 2: No.
  • Missionary: Can I talk with you about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints?

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its brain is the size of a pea, yet it's leading my life

269 [+ / -]     Feb 27, 2008

  • (Girl gets on bus with a gerbil in a cage)
  • Bus Driver: There are no animals allowed on the bus.
  • Girl: I'm training it to be a seeing eye gerbil.
  • Bus Driver: Legally, I can't tell you no.

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why not just subcontract it out to a geek?

-44 [+ / -]     Feb 26, 2008

  • Fratty: Yeah, one of my teachers requires 50 hours of research for his class.
  • Sorostitute: That is stupid.
  • Fratty: Yeah, I know. Who in their right mind would look through an actual book for research, much less for 50 hours?

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we're thinking one may have something to do with the other

-37 [+ / -]     Feb 01, 2008

  • Bus driver: Please take off all shoulder bags and put them at your feet. If you can move your arms you are not close enough to the person next to you.
  • Indian guy: Dis is de most action dat I have ever had.
  • Girl: That's sad... and you stink.

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uh... there's a baby back here on the seat

-43 [+ / -]     Jan 30, 2008

  • (On an Orbit bus, the stop request light turns on)
  • Bus driver: Who did that?!
  • (Driver turns light off, but it turns on again)
  • Bus driver: Man! What the hell? I'm gonna have to kick someone off this bus!
  • (Driver turns light off again)
  • Bus driver's friend: Maybe somebody had an emergency.
  • Bus driver on speaker: Did anybody have an emergency?

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goldfish aren't the only creatures with 3-second memory spans

66 [+ / -]     Jan 30, 2008

  • Sorostitute 1: I am really freaked out about that missing girl.
  • Sorostitute 2: Yeah, me too.
  • Sorostitute 1: So, I had a really good lunch today.

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finally, something we agree on!

160 [+ / -]     Jan 24, 2008

  • (The stop request light flashes on an overcrowded Orbit bus)
  • Bus driver: Don't push the tape. I won't stop for you.
  • (The stop request light flashes 5 more times before the next stop)
  • Bus driver: Seriously, stop pushing the stop request. Or I will stab you.
  • (The stop request light flashes again at the Tucker bus stop)
  • Bus driver: Whoever you are, get off my damn bus. Now.

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mmm... packed in their own juices

52 [+ / -]     Jan 24, 2008

  • Bus driver: Okay, I need you guys to squeeze in. If you can move your arms, you're too far apart!

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that's kind of how the system works

133 [+ / -]     Jan 22, 2008

  • (A packed Orbit bus pulls up at Tate. A sea of people moves towards the doors, but the driver doesn't open them)
  • Bus driver: If I open these doors, those people will try to get on!
  • (The bus sits and does nothing for two minutes, then the driver pulls away)

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seniority is as seniority does

49 [+ / -]     Jan 18, 2008

  • Girl 1: (reading sign on the bus) Reserved for seniors? That doesn't seem fair, it should be first come first serve!
  • Girl 2: You know they're talking about old people, right?
  • Girl 1: Oh.

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"...but i'd accept better"

50 [+ / -]     Jan 12, 2008

  • Redneck guy 1: As a girl, I'd be happy with 6 inches.
  • (silence)
  • Redneck guy 2: Did you just say that out loud?

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college is about spreading the cheer

142 [+ / -]     Dec 07, 2007

  • Sorostitute: This bus is so Christmasy. Hey look, mistletoe! Doesn't that mean you have to kiss me?
  • Guy: Actually, it means you have to sleep with me tonight.
  • Sorostitute: Ok!

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always look at the silver lining

61 [+ / -]     Nov 27, 2007

  • Sorostitute 1: I ate so many calories yesterday. I don't know what I'm going to do.
  • Sorostitute 2: Just don't eat today. That's what I always do.
  • Sorostitute 3: I had cheesecake for lunch. Guess that means no eating tomorrow. At least I'll get drunk easier!

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there's nothing as sexy as changing diapers

71 [+ / -]     Nov 09, 2007

  • Sorostitute 1: (looking at baby pictures) Ew! Is your sister breast-feeding in this one?
  • Sorostitute 2: Only because it burns like 800 calories a day. Plus her boobs are huge now!
  • Sorostitute 1: I need to have a baby.

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and please don't tap on the glass

201 [+ / -]     Nov 06, 2007

  • (On extremely crowded AG Hill Bus)
  • Bus driver: (on speaker) OK! I am hung over and it freakin' early, everybody step back!

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"and then i realized i hadn't brushed my teeth, so..."

36 [+ / -]     Oct 30, 2007

  • Girl 1: What did you do this weekend?
  • Girl 2: I started my community service. A cop made clean the toilet and some dishes. I didn't even realize until today that I used the same brush for both.

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captain obvious rides again

-64 [+ / -]     Oct 21, 2007

  • (On the East Campus Express bus)
  • Guy: Does this bus go by ECV?
  • (Driver nods, with a dumbfounded look)
  • Guy: Cool, thanks!

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at least none of her guesses involved pack animals

-41 [+ / -]     Oct 04, 2007

  • Girl 1: Do you know who the Dalai Lama is?
  • Girl 2: Isn't that, like, a cartoon character or something?
  • Girl 1: No...
  • Girl 2: Oh wait, it's in a song or something, right?

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a vain attempt to appear... french?

-31 [+ / -]     Sep 24, 2007

  • (on a party bus)
  • Sorostitute: Does anyone have a cigarette?
  • Guy: You can't smoke on this bus.
  • Sorostitute: Well, duh. I just want to take a picture with my sunglasses on with this bottle of wine and a cigarette.

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mirror, mirror on the wall... who is the skankiest of them all?

152 [+ / -]     Sep 24, 2007

  • Fratty: You hooked up with so many guys your freshman year.
  • Sorostitute: Not as many as those skanks you hooked up with in high school.
  • Fratty: We hooked up in high school.

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almost as embarrassing as waling backwards on the sidwalk

-24 [+ / -]     Sep 19, 2007

  • (At crosswalk on Baldwin, a UGA bus is approaching quickly)
  • Sorostitute: You think we should back up?
  • Sorostitute 2: Yeah, it's really embarrassing when they honk at you.

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somehow we doubt he'll get that impression

88 [+ / -]     Sep 12, 2007

  • Sorostitute 1: Are you going out with that new guy tonight?
  • Sorostitute 2: Yeah, I'm so excited.
  • Sorostitute 1: What are you going to wear?
  • Sorostitute 2: I was thinking my white dress, but I don't want him to think I'm a virgin.

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