Quotes Filed Under "Welcome to the south"


dammit earl, why does fido always get the front seat?

66 [+ / -]     Jun 09, 2008

  • I snapped this while some friends and I were stuck in traffic on 316. You can't tell by this picture but she had a cigarette in one hand and was texting on her phone in the other.

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probably not too far from the truth

209 [+ / -]     May 23, 2008

  • Professor: What does it say at the beginning of the Georgia Constitution?
  • Student: Listen up, y'all.

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a game the whole family can play

-19 [+ / -]     May 20, 2008

  • Young Hippie Girl: I just found out my 15 year old cousin is pregnant.
  • Older Hippie Guy: Yeah? My brother and sister just had a baby.
  • (Pause)
  • Older Hippie Guy: I mean, it was adopted so it's not like, you know, blood, or anything.

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oxford, khaki, penny loafer, and button-down: the four horsemen of the pimpocalypse

-5 [+ / -]     May 19, 2008

  • four bible thumpers preaching about the end of the world in the middle of broad street downtown. it's hard to read, but the sign says "drunkenness is sin."

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if they touch, they might both disappear

46 [+ / -]     May 11, 2008

  • Sorostitute: So she was just like, "Hey, I'm just gonna warn you. I know you're a Republican and that guy is gay... so be careful."

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except that the blood wine thing would get him crazy DUIs

11 [+ / -]     May 10, 2008

  • Bumper sticker on someone's jeep.

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it must be summertime in athens

-7 [+ / -]     May 08, 2008

  • pbr, cheap red wine, vodka soaked watermelon

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it was love at first sight

27 [+ / -]     May 05, 2008

  • Portable guest bedrooms?

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9/10 biblical scholars agree. the 10th is from alabama.

50 [+ / -]     May 04, 2008

  • Girlfriend: You need a haircut.
  • Boyfriend: Jesus didn't need haircuts.
  • Girlfriend: Jesus didn't have a mullet!

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ah, the fine southern art of airbrushing

8 [+ / -]     May 03, 2008

  • On the back of a huge white van driven by an old man wearing overalls.

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a new approach for the drivers of serial killer vans

19 [+ / -]     Apr 30, 2008

  • there's no telling who's locked up in the back of it

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