Quotes Filed Under "Wtf?"


they don't make a topical cream for lawsuits

-11 [+ / -]     Jul 23, 2008

  • Drunk Fratty: Dude, that totally sucks ya'll are gonna get sued.
  • Bar Employee: Yeah, it sucks worse than the time I had warts on my ass.

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we're thinking there would be more than one cop involved

1 [+ / -]     Jul 23, 2008

  • Obsessive Fan: Is Bryan Adams still here?
  • Security Guard: No, he left.
  • Obsessive Fan: Where did he go?
  • Security Guard: Do you want me to call the police?
  • Obsessive Fan: Does he know where Bryan Adams is?

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the new segway... complete with training wheel

5 [+ / -]     Jul 21, 2008

  • ACCPD's new and "cheaper" way too patrol downtown.

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it's good work if you can get it

28 [+ / -]     Jul 17, 2008

  • trailer just chillen in rocksprings. not sure what kind of cargo it might contain...and yes that's a camel...

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"...the wireless signal is still low! hello? damnit, they put me on hold again!"

-40 [+ / -]     Jul 16, 2008

  • What's going on here? You tell me.

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just don't rear end him

8 [+ / -]     Jul 04, 2008

  • I haven't seen truck nutz since I lived in Alabama.

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and don't even ask about the special sauce

59 [+ / -]     Jul 03, 2008

  • My friends ate at Sonny's and this was the latest Special on Atl Hwy.

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shooting on the set of the teletubbies feature film isn't going well

15 [+ / -]     Jun 29, 2008

  • That would be a teletubbie hanging off the back of a car where the bumper should be.

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well i'll be a monkey's uncle

10 [+ / -]     Jun 25, 2008

  • Another photo of the infamous antievolution car seen around Athens.

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you're making me horny. you wouldn't like me when i'm horny.

-7 [+ / -]     Jun 22, 2008

  • Guy: Please don't make horny, I might puke.

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can i get a slice of slim fast?

43 [+ / -]     Jun 18, 2008

  • At Weight Watchers, members watch other people's weight as they enter and exit the Domino's right next door. Imagine smelling the sweet scent of pizza while trying to lose those last few pesky pounds. That's trouble.

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for the non-smoker on the go

-41 [+ / -]     Jun 15, 2008

  • Girl 1: My hair smells like smoke.
  • Girl 2: Do you want some hand sanitizer in it?
  • Girl 1: Yeah, thanks!

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