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Quotes submitted by Sammi

• no, but i figured it was worth a shot
• four-thirds of people don't understand fractions
• he's gonna feel that one in the morning
• it only does monologues
• viagra vs. steroids, round 1, ding!
• "...happy mother's day! now do my laundry."
• except that the blood wine thing would get him crazy DUIs
• 9/10 biblical scholars agree. the 10th is from alabama.
• "...it's not my fault, i can't see anything without my glasses"
• good thing you can just buy new ones
• monday is fair game
• the fake one will be just fine

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• must be why you never see sorority girls wearing helmets