#6   ask a stupid question...

750 [+ / -]     Mar 27, 2008

  • ER Doctor: Is there any chance that you are pregnant?
  • Female Patient: No.
  • ER Doctor: Are you sexually active?
  • Female Patient: Yes.
  • ER Doctor: Then how can you be sure you're not pregnant?
  • Female Patient: (pointing to her female friend) Because I'm sexually active with her.

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03/28/2008, 12:46 PM

Aveda said...
That doctor is a heterosexist.

06/17/2008, 1:20 PM

Jaune said...
And you're a homocentrist.

07/01/2008, 10:59 PM

FireActivist said...
Ooh, want some ice for that burn?

Yes, I'll spend a lifetime in h**k for that line, but it was worth it.

03/28/2008, 5:59 PM

AtlHo said...
Hilarious!

03/31/2008, 1:33 PM

RP said...
That is completely awesome!

03/31/2008, 6:44 PM

Papa BP said...
Thats geigh.

04/03/2008, 10:06 AM

c8 said...
Yes! I love it! That's happened to me before too.

06/08/2008, 02:36 AM

The Texas Trucker said...
I fail to see how that is a stupid question. It's only stupid if he new that chic was her partner from the get-go.

06/09/2008, 2:37 PM

BK said...
It's not even clear from this story if the doctor was a man or a woman. If it took place in an emergency room, I imagine the doctor had more to worry about than the sexual orientation of everyone present. I'm pretty sure they haven't added that question to hospital admittance forms yet.

06/09/2008, 3:48 PM

mark said...
i also fail to see how it's a stupid question

06/09/2008, 7:54 PM

Greg said...
yeah... there's nothing wrong with making sure when in the medical field. In fact... I kinda would hope that you would make sure if you were a doctor. Its a perfectly rational question.

06/09/2008, 8:55 PM

Mallory said...
Great comeback, but don't be too hard on the doctor.

90% of people are hetero. If you haven't told the doctor you are gay, he/she will think sexually active means with the opposite sex.

You get a few women who are sexually active with men, and don't use contraceptives, and don't think they could be pregnant... but are.

Doctors can need to press on the question of pregnancy, as some diagnostic tests and treatments can be very harmful to a foetus. Because of this, in some places, ER treatment for all pre-menopausal women includes a pregnancy test - including nuns, self-proclaimed virgins, and girls from 12 up.


06/09/2008, 9:43 PM

SK said...
Ohmygah, it was just a joke. Get over it.

06/10/2008, 02:25 AM

dyl0n8r said...
Definitely shopped.
I can see the pixels don't match

06/10/2008, 12:04 PM

Annonymous said...
really! how the crap was he supposed to know if she was a lezzy? u fail at postn stupid questions

06/10/2008, 4:09 PM

antiques said...
Its funny but not really a stupid question.

06/10/2008, 8:40 PM

wim said...
PHOTOSHOPPED!!

so fake!

06/11/2008, 04:22 AM

Gauguin said...
I don't understand the joke. Who's is gay, the doctor?

By the way, Texas Trucker, you should spell Knew with a kicking 'k'

I think we should all just step back here and be thankful that we have doctors gay or otherwise.

Gauguin

06/11/2008, 10:19 AM

SK said...
I love how people resort to attacking other people's grammar and spelling when they have little else to say. It's especially funny when that person's grammar isn't perfect either!

06/11/2008, 5:14 PM

blaah said...
LOL@dylon8or

your a joke stealer@WIM
even though dylon dint make up the joke...


not a stupid question, just a funny answer under the circumstances

06/11/2008, 7:19 PM

The Dentite said...
How is that a dumb question? Many women are pregnant right now and don't know it. Ladies, this is why it's important to take multivitamins with folic acid. Which is the moral of the story I think. Well good, we got that news out.

06/11/2008, 11:33 PM

anonymous said...
Definitely shopped.
I can see the pixels don't match

06/12/2008, 01:48 AM

DR said...
Fake

06/12/2008, 07:56 AM

Boob Biter said...
Photoshopped!

Everyone is a FUCKTARD

06/12/2008, 11:40 AM

Leighann said...
Lol@ Wim.

Way to go.

Haha, but this joke is funny =)

06/13/2008, 02:02 AM

Ernie said...
Are you all a abunch of retards? how does this crap even make it on to the net? go get a life, all of you go!

06/14/2008, 04:12 AM

Tarfduck said...
Yes, the pixels are all wrong. It's clearly 'shopped.

06/14/2008, 4:12 PM

tylor said...
heterosexist is such a damn annoying term. ironic who's tossing labels about now, eh? yes, we all ought to walk around with the needs of 10% of us at the forefront of our mind at all times.

sod off.

06/17/2008, 3:51 PM

tylorson said...
homosexuals deserve their own continent...give em antarctica

06/18/2008, 12:57 AM

anonymous said...
10%? Technically, yes. But the concentration is not even. There are cities, areas, and social circles (not even ones necessarily focused around homosexuals) that seem to be completely populated with them, and then it seems like it's more than 10% and their needs are a bit more prominent.

06/19/2008, 6:58 PM

Willy said...
maybe I missed something but I can't see any picture here. What is everyone saying is photoshopped? and Gauguin it says who's saying what. The patient is gay not the doctor.

06/20/2008, 02:05 AM

Ohhh, Willy said...
I think maybe you're the one that's photshopped, Willy. It's obvious from the shadows.

06/20/2008, 7:28 PM

Doctor said...
'Oh, sorry bout that, assumptions and all... anyways; glad to hear you aren't preggers. Have a lolli."

06/21/2008, 05:57 AM

Shawn Keenen said...
And thus, we dismiss the case of the "gay gene".

06/21/2008, 10:22 PM

dK said...
shooped for sure.

06/23/2008, 09:02 AM

Izzy said...
Let me explain to all you complete idiots. It is not supposed to be a stupid question, it is merely supposed to be a funny overheard conversation. If you don't get why it is funny, please don't reproduce.
Also, people are making references to things being photoshopped because they think everyone elses' comments are stupid, much like the comments on photo blogs that rant on about how everything was photoshopped.
Christ I'm glad I moved away from Athens.

06/27/2008, 7:35 PM

Lara said...
Lol Izzy, you just prevented my need for a rant.

'how does this crap even make it on to the net?'

Er... do I need to explain how the internet works? Well, it's a series of tubes...


06/29/2008, 8:46 PM

rawss said...
this was posted on my birthday.

07/10/2008, 2:40 PM

anonymous said...
Can't you just say it's a funny answer and not have all this arguement about whether the question is stupid? It's just a joke, buy a sense of humor, I hear they go cheep on ebay.


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