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For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.

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you literally need some prozac

110 [+ / -]     Apr 16, 2008

  • Professor: When I say "literally" I mean literally, not like most people use it today. I saw a commercial where a lady said she "literally" broke her back moving her furniture, but all she needed was Aleve! Really?! She had broken vertebrae, cracked bones, and Aleve fixed it all? They didn't even giver her one fucking Percocet?

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04/16/2008, 12:09 PM

Jane Doe said...
Although I'm probably guilty of doing this myself, that's awesome!

04/16/2008, 3:32 PM

Anonymous said...
Wow... lets rip off David Cross.

04/16/2008, 9:59 PM

david cross said...
just because i have a bit about this, doesn't mean anyone else is allowed to be annoyed by it. a lot of people said it long before even i put it on my cd. don't be a dick. that professor probably hasn't even seen my standup.


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