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78 [+ / -]     May 12, 2008

  • Sorostitute: I really want a muffin because they are so good. But I was on the phone with Momma one time in line here and I told her I was about to get a muffin. She said, "you know what happens to girls who eat muffins right? they get muffin tops." Then I looked over and this, like, huge girl was eating a muffin. So I was like, oh my gosh she's right. I haven't had a muffin in like six months.

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05/12/2008, 6:04 PM

stapler said...
This is the first long OIA that I've read that was actually kind of funny.

05/12/2008, 8:49 PM

SK said...
It is funny. It's also sad. Like mother like daughter, I guess.

05/20/2008, 03:58 AM

anonymous said...
She sounds like an idiot.

05/20/2008, 4:36 PM

Brookelyn said...
The mom or the daughter? LOL

06/13/2008, 5:39 PM

SM said...
Are you kidding me? This is is a simple fact: you eat muffins, you get fat. Sorry to those of you who think that having "muffin tops" is OK, and its part of who you are. IS NOT, is sugar and fat.

05/19/2009, 12:02 AM

skinny little muffin-eater said...
that comment was almost as funny as the original quote, so i hope it was meant as a joke. Eating muffins doesn't automatically make you fat. I eat about 2 to 6 muffins a week, and I weigh 125 lbs, and wear a size 6. What's my secret? Just exercise occasionally, you lazy kids! :)

05/19/2009, 12:04 AM

skinny little muffin-eater said...
not that a size 6 is tiny... just don't blame your muffin-tops on muffins, because it's not their fault that you don't exercise! :)


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