too bad beer goggles don't come with a beer muzzle

-33 [+ / -]     May 13, 2008

  • Guy on cell: Dude, I've been making out with the hottest girl all night!
  • (surrounding group cheers for him)
  • Guy on cell: She's the hottest girl I've ever made out with! We've been all over each other at the Winery. Her tongue was down my throat! I really hope she wants to see me again because she said, "I want to see you again." She had a hot body dude, but even her mind was hot because she could like stop kissing me and we'd look at each other and I could just tell her mind is totally hot!

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