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attention freshmen... this is how not to order a beer

93 [+ / -]     Aug 18, 2008

  • (Drunk Freshman orders a PBR)
  • Bartender: That'll be $2.25.
  • Drunk Freshman: I put $4 in there (points to tip jar).
  • Bartender: Okay, but you have to pay me for the beer.
  • Drunk Freshman: But I put my money in that pitcher!
  • Bartender: Well, that's the tip jar. That's where you put tips. You pay me for the alcohol you purchase.
  • Drunk Freshman: I put four dollars in there. Can I just have the beer?
  • Bartender: I don't think you understand. That's not where you pay. You pay the bartenders for your drinks. Then, if you choose, you put a tip in the jar. I can't just give you a beer because you say that you put $4 in the tip jar.
  • Drunk Freshman: Can I just have the beer? I already gave money.
  • Bartender: I don't understand what you want from me.

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Comments (10) | Speak Your Piece

08/18/2008, 3:29 PM

RP said...
The bartender ought to check out the Customers Suck web site if he/she doesn't already know about it.

Seriously, why should anyone believe that you tipped when you're outright refusing to even pay?

08/18/2008, 4:34 PM

k said...
dude, she was probably wasted and didn't know what she was doing... ease up, its a bar not a freaking corporation...

08/18/2008, 10:21 PM

That guy said...
She?

08/20/2008, 11:06 AM

anonymous said...
youre an idiot

08/18/2008, 4:44 PM

a said...
$2.25 for a pbr? what?

08/18/2008, 8:16 PM

Athenian said...
I sure hope it was a tall boy.

08/18/2008, 9:49 PM

wtf said...
yeah what bar charges $2.25 for a pbr?

08/19/2008, 4:06 PM

realist said...
Bars trying to keep young cheap inexperienced asshole drinkers out, that's who

08/21/2008, 12:10 AM

appreciative said...
you know, the quotes were slowing down on Overheard and I was worried that it was going the way of the Dodo... but now the students are back and the quotes are hoppin'!

08/21/2008, 01:00 AM

anonymous said...
as with everything in athens, summers are always a bit slow here


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