For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.
Drunk Freshman: I put $4 in there (points to tip jar).
Bartender: Okay, but you have to pay me for the beer.
Drunk Freshman: But I put my money in that pitcher!
Bartender: Well, that's the tip jar. That's where you put tips. You pay me for the alcohol you purchase.
Drunk Freshman: I put four dollars in there. Can I just have the beer?
Bartender: I don't think you understand. That's not where you pay. You pay the bartenders for your drinks. Then, if you choose, you put a tip in the jar. I can't just give you a beer because you say that you put $4 in the tip jar.
Drunk Freshman: Can I just have the beer? I already gave money.
Bartender: I don't understand what you want from me.
you know, the quotes were slowing down on Overheard and I was worried that it was going the way of the Dodo... but now the students are back and the quotes are hoppin'!
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