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she's counting herself twice, which leaves two people

60 [+ / -]     Oct 03, 2008

  • Sorostitute 1: You have way too many guys. How many people are in love with you?
  • Sorostitute 2: Including me? Four.

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10/03/2008, 8:09 PM

bk said...
this one is awesome.

10/03/2008, 10:13 PM

anonymous said...
I love me some me too!

10/04/2008, 09:10 AM

Big Old Jeffry said...
This is an example of why people hate Greeks & the greek system.

I wish I'd have been there to tell that skank where to go.

10/04/2008, 1:11 PM

anonymous said...
Seriously, dude? Lighten up.

10/04/2008, 5:14 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...
"Lighten up?" She's a self-centered whore. I calls 'em as I sees 'em.

10/04/2008, 9:41 PM

anon said...
while i do find this funny..i also agree with you.

10/05/2008, 12:06 AM

anonymous said...
Am I the only one who detects a bit of lightheartedness and jest in this quote? I doubt she said that with straight-faced sincerity.

10/09/2008, 02:54 AM

budsey (16) said...
At least she's honest.

10/05/2008, 3:15 PM

SK said...
Hey Jeffy Poo-

I'm not a fan of the "Greek System" myself, but damn. Were you rejected from a fraternity or something? Did you even ever go to UGA? It seems that you spend all of your time on here berating other people...tell us what's so great about yourself. I'll be waiting with barely contained excitement.

10/05/2008, 8:21 PM

Fratty McFratterson said...
Didn't get a bid huh, Jeff?

10/07/2008, 3:39 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...
Please. Your assumption that I'm nursing sour grapes is not only wrong-headed, but logically inconsistent. If I really wanted to be a Greek, I could purchase my friends, as well, little one.

I can't imagine caring what you think about me.

10/08/2008, 03:28 AM

Fratty McFratterson said...
I have no particular insight on what you may or may not be nursing, Jeffy.

That being said, if you wanted to go Greek you'd have to go through rush and then be offered a bid before you could begin pledging. If you manage to make it through the pledging process you can be initiated. Only then, would you be able to purchase the friends of your choosing.

So my assumption that you might not have gotten a bid and spent your college life lonely and frustrated is quite logical.

And your bitter comments lead me to believe that you could, quite possibly, imagine caring what i think about you.


10/08/2008, 06:17 AM

Big Old Jeffry said...
So I see you can use http://www.thesaurus.com.

Good for you, Fratty.

I've no idea how the Greek system works, and I can't imagine caring how it works. I do know that it's little more than a class/caste system populated by wanna-be Fortune 500 CEOs and coked-up whores.

As I said before, your assumption that I'd even deign to join one of these nothing associations is quite logically inconsistent.

Now, do me a favor: go to hell.

10/08/2008, 2:03 PM

KL said...
Your constant need to talk bad about Greeks really does make it seem like you don't care. It's almost as convincing as when 7 year old boys pull little girls pigtails.
Plus you think Greeks are cliche, I can picture you perfectly.

10/08/2008, 8:34 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...
Is there a point to your blathering, or are you just wasting oxygen?

I also hate Nazis. Does that make me a Nazi? I hate "The Hills." Does that hate make me a closet fan? I don't like the Florida Gators; I don't like Paris Hilton; I don't like the president of Iran. I don't like John McCain.

I assume that I'm a fan of all these folks, as well?

Good God, man. It's called logic. Teachers cover it in English 1101.

10/08/2008, 8:59 PM

ME said...
So Jeffry, are you always so angry and miserable, or just on the internet? Go drink a beer, buddy.

10/08/2008, 9:05 PM

SK said...
I believe KL mentioned that it was your CONSTANT need to talk shit that made you seem so uncaring. But whatever, that's just semantics. I'm sure they cover that too, but I wouldn't know since I never had to take 1101.

10/08/2008, 10:03 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...
*MY* constant need to talk?

What's with *YOUR* constant need to get the last word, friend?

10/08/2008, 11:28 PM

KL said...
the fact that you get so angry over really silly stuff like OIA makes me kind of sad for you. Also, I didn't say you talked bad about greeks because you wanted to be one, I just think deep down you really do care what other people think of you. Maybe not the people on here specifically but your over enthusiastic anger is clearly a mask for something. And I guess I missed logic in English 1101 since I exempted it (but then you probably assume my parents paid for that too, right?)

10/09/2008, 06:36 AM

Big Old Jeffry said...
Still striving to get the last word, eh, Mr. Conformist?

Good job, prep school bitch.

10/09/2008, 07:22 AM

huh said...
you just used mr. and bitch in the same post. were those to the same person?

10/09/2008, 10:34 PM

SK said...
KL and SK are NOT the same person. I guess it must be difficult if three different people are trying to get the last word. Tough times. Too bad I have more to occupy my time than checking OIA every five minutes to argue with griefers like yourself. Starting an argument once a day is enough for me.

And I went to an inner-city high school, so don't try to use that argument for me. Also, I already know I'm a bitch. Don't bother telling me what I already know.

10/10/2008, 11:04 AM

anonymous said...
i'm just curious how narrow we can get these comment boxes

10/11/2008, 03:23 AM

Ditto said...
x2.

10/11/2008, 12:09 PM

so tiny said...
so so tiny.

10/11/2008, 3:28 PM

Sammi (338) said...
The cake is a lie.

10/11/2008, 3:28 PM

Tiny Old Jeffry said...
It's tiny like me.

10/11/2008, 9:49 PM

i wonder said...
eventually it will have to stop shrinking right?

10/12/2008, 10:20 AM

anonymous said...
we'll just have to find out, won't we

10/12/2008, 1:24 PM

perhaps... said...
... it will eventually be only a letter wide. wheee!

10/12/2008, 7:38 PM

SK said...
Maybe now...

10/12/2008, 10:53 PM

kl said...
or now?

10/12/2008, 11:14 PM

anonymous said...
ha

10/12/2008, 11:31 PM

Kat said...
I think it's still getting smaller.

10/13/2008, 09:20 AM

anonymous said...
freedom! to the right margin!!

10/13/2008, 2:44 PM

Kat said...
And we have surpassed the margin. I think this is a definite html coding error.

10/13/2008, 9:42 PM

SK said...
I wonder what will happen to this:

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

10/13/2008, 10:19 PM

anonymous said...
cmonskyougottauseareallylongwordsoyoumakeitpastthescrollbar

10/14/2008, 8:49 PM

the right margin said...
ow! stop it guys!

11/16/2008, 9:27 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...
i suck big cock, and i like it ;)

and btw, i still cry at night that even ATO dropped me like a hot pancake... :'(

01/26/2009, 12:23 AM

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10/07/2008, 2:22 PM

anon said...
dude chill. plus there is a chance these girls weren't even in sororities a lot of times people just put sorostitue because they assume the girl is in a sorority but believe it or not there are dumb non-greek people too.

10/07/2008, 3:39 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...
There's such a thing as dumb "non-greek people?"


10/07/2008, 4:23 PM

mommy g said...
ooooooooh, big ol jeffry is a man after my own heart--my college days were FILLED with idiocy such as this. one cannot BELIEVE the arrogance and self-centeredness of these pampered spoiled little sh*ts!!

10/07/2008, 7:01 PM

anon. said...
I'm sorry y'all feel that way. Clearly you have had some bad experiences with people involved in the greek system, but deep down you must know that talking badly about someone only makes you look bad. Perhaps if you are still so angry about issues from your college days you should seek some therapy, or at least just let it go. You probably shouldn't look at this website either as I'm sure reading about all of the "arrogant, self-centered, pampered spoiled little sh*ts" just makes you increasingly upset and let's be honest, no sane person would continue to do something that they know is going to upset them right?


10/10/2008, 3:24 PM

ANON said...
Big Jeff,

For someone to be so aware of logic & how it was explained in ENG 1101, you are very illogical.

Logic would tell you that if you know nothing of the Greek system, which you claim, then you would not know for certain what its members are like. Logic would also tell you that out of the thousands of students who participate in Greek, it's not possible for them to ALL be identical, similar perhaps, but that can be said with a large majority of UGA. Someone must not have paid as close attention to the Logic Lesson as he thinks.

Oh and by the way...I went Greek & I've never been to private school, I drive a used car, I'm in the Honors Program & have never used coke.

10/10/2008, 8:14 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...
How to respond to *this* tripe?

1. You're lying. I don't believe for a second that you were Greek. You're far to articulate.

2. Even if you're not lying, I can't imagine giving a damn.

3. Deductive reasoning. Look it up.

Good enough for you? If not, take it up with your mom.

10/10/2008, 9:16 PM

UGH said...
No shit, Jeffry, you need to see a psychiatrist.

10/11/2008, 3:45 PM

SK said...
Aww, I'm disappointed in you JeffyPoo! Didn't they teach you the "to/too" distinction in that 1101 class you're so proud of?

"You're far TOO articulate."

10/11/2008, 9:46 PM

hahahahaha said...
that sucks for you dude. welcome down off your high horse.

10/11/2008, 9:55 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...
"That" what?

I'm on my high horse because I'm morally superior to you.

Deal with it, friend.

10/11/2008, 11:38 PM

ME said...
Jeff, I would love to hear how those English 1101 logical reasoning skills have led you to believe that you are morally superior to people you have never met.

Please, humor us all.

Your English teacher should be fired.

04/27/2009, 4:17 PM

hmm said...
if you didn't reely give a damn...you wouldn't respond.

And I wish you wouldn't. You sound like a narrow-minded know-it-all.

10/10/2008, 9:34 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...
"No shit?"

Your comment, as it were, makes no sense, little one.

10/11/2008, 12:08 PM

so sad said...
Jeffry do you have as many enemies in real life as you do one OIA? It sort of feels like it's you against the world. Why would that girl lie about being in a sorority? Believe it or not most Greeks (girls as least I can't speak for Fraternities as I am not in one) are very smart. I am in a sorority and the LOWEST GPA on our bid list was a 3.5. I would like to meet you, show you that Greeks are nice, and well rounded, and smart, and then give you a big big hug until you weren't so angry at the world.

10/11/2008, 3:21 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...
I don't want a hug. I live in my mother's basement and make $17,000 a year cleaning toilets. That's why I'm so angry at the world.

But I'm still better than everyone.

10/11/2008, 9:54 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...
Except that I didn't write this . . .

I know that the truth hurts you conformist bastards, by why impersonate me? I'm a nothing to your all-powerful Greek ways. Why not just go to a mixer and congratulate yourself on purchasing yet another grade?


10/12/2008, 12:09 AM

what said...
How exactly do Greeks purchase grades? I understand saying we purchase friends but grades, that makes no sense at all.

10/12/2008, 12:19 PM

Tiny Old Jeffry said...
Gee, your language is getting stronger and stronger. Are we upsetting widdle Jeffry?

I'm not Greek. I don't purchase my grades, or my friends. I have a 4.0. What was your GPA, Jeff? Have you ever even been to college? I see you still haven't answered that question up there:

"It seems that you spend all of your time on here berating other people...tell us what's so great about yourself. I'll be waiting with barely contained excitement. "

Why don't you provide us with proof of your superiority?

10/11/2008, 9:48 PM

hug it out. said...
You're lying. I don't believe for a second that you clean toilets. You're far to articulate.

sound familiar?

10/11/2008, 10:17 PM

haha. said...
big old jeffry would rather fight on OIA than interact with the rest of the school at the game. Probably sold his season tickets to one of those greeks he hates so much.

10/12/2008, 12:17 PM

SK said...
I doubt he ever went to UGA at all, honestly. Why on earth would he want to go to a PUBLIC school full of such idiots? After all, he's morally superior. Too bad he's not intellectually superior.

10/12/2008, 2:42 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...
Oh my dear child, you uninformed wart on the peter of humanity, I am so far above you intellectually that I have serious doubts as to whether you can even read my posts.

I'm not only morally superior to you, but I'm also completely superior.

Don't you love my attitude? It's the same one that all you Greeks have, as well.

Burn.

10/12/2008, 7:37 PM

SK said...
Who are you to claim I can't read your posts when you have consistently ignored my arguments entirely. I'm not a Greek and you're quite inferior. Did you seriously say "peter" and use "burn" as an insult? Grow up.

10/12/2008, 7:10 PM

anon said...
This is probably one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Why not just let Jeffry continue living in the illusion that he's all high and mighty. Will it hurt you? No. Unfortunately the world is populated with people like him.

...You know who else was convinced he was morally and intellectually superior?

Hitler.

For someone that hates the Nazis, you sure are sounding like one.

10/13/2008, 9:41 PM

SK said...
Ha, you're quite right. I really have wasted so much of my time on this thread. Thanks for bringing me back to reality.

See ya, Jeffry! Burn in hell, douche! :D

10/13/2008, 1:49 PM

someone said...
this whole conversation is so much funnier than the original post!

10/13/2008, 10:07 PM

Big Old Jeffry said...
I knew you'd shut up eventually.

04/27/2009, 4:22 PM

knew it said...
yep. Jeffry DOES need to have the last word. I think it makes him feel 'superior'.

10/19/2008, 03:56 AM

Fratty McFratterson said...
Wow...i've apparently missed quite an argument. Sorry i haven't been there for you Jeffy poo, i was too busy fratting it up (in a totally nonconformist way).

I hope all is well with you and yours, and btw you should consider going through rush sometime (this is assuming you're still in college and not a 28-year-old visiting OIA to argue with people who ARE students) i'm sure you'd enjoy it.


10/26/2008, 10:47 PM

Anonymous said...
The irony is thick when a person makes fun of Greeks for being self-centered and self-loving and then claims to be morally and completely superior to everyone who posts.

01/27/2009, 6:11 PM

wonkabar said...
gimme pizza

01/28/2009, 9:32 PM

annon said...
Holy shit I just waisted my time reading this. And yes this here little fight was better than that there original quote

02/05/2010, 6:58 PM

Frat Tabbin' said...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wow jeffy you is a faggot!


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