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For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.

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mother knows best

86 [+ / -]     Nov 24, 2008

  • Guy on cell: Yeah, man, I have a date lined up for every day next week. Oh, yeah, well, I already know she's gonna dump me Friday, and I can't do anything about it. Yeah, her friend told me. Well, I was tellin' my mom about it, and she said, "You're in Athens, though! There are way more girls than guys there, and they're all easy! You should just go out and get laid as much as possible, by lots of girls!" So I'm gonna do that.

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11/24/2008, 6:28 PM

dd said...
classy.

11/24/2008, 10:56 PM

anonymous said...
hope mom also taught him about condoms (and about cunnilingus!)

12/02/2008, 12:58 AM

guy on cell's roommate said...
dude, i live with this kid. no joke.

12/02/2008, 09:34 AM

anonymous said...
dude, no one cares. no joke.

12/02/2008, 10:53 AM

anonymous said...
"dude, no one cares. no joke."

Wow! You are so cool! I want to be just like you man...

12/02/2008, 12:00 PM

line of primidea said...
stupid freshman

12/02/2008, 12:29 PM

Strength and Honor said...
If he can get any

12/03/2008, 10:37 AM

SK said...
I love how his mom specified "by lots of girls!" I personally think she should have advocated "lots of guys". No chance of reproduction then.

12/03/2008, 1:57 PM

annonymous said...
Have you been on campus and seen the ratio of guys to girls?


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