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For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.

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it's relative to how good at it they were before

19 [+ / -]     Feb 03, 2009

  • Hipster guy 1: Dude I'm tellin' you, I'm so excited, I read it on the Internet.
  • Hipster guy 2: Dude, what?
  • Hipster guy 1: It said vegetarians have better sex! I'm so excited!

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02/04/2009, 02:21 AM

jesus said...
there are many (not all) hipster-townie kids i dislike. especially the rich white ones who shop at urban and american apparel and listen to belle and sebastian and/or kanye with their right pant leg rolled up. other than that, yeah, vegetarians do have better sex ;)

02/04/2009, 2:09 PM

vegetarian said...
i wouldn't necessarily correlate "hipster" with "townie"... most of the "hipsters" you see around athens are actually uga students whose parents still buy their clothes. "townies" generally can't afford that shit. pant leg rolled up = not crashing your bicycle (not everyone does things for the sake of a fashion statement, dear).

but yes, i agree... i've yet to be sexually impressed by a carnivore.

02/06/2009, 7:40 PM

right way said...
that's because you're missing the meat!

02/09/2009, 4:40 PM

Beefcake Eggplant said...
Zing!

And this study, while probably 'correct' cannot be attributed to strictly a vegetarian diet. Most vegetarians are liberal and more open-minded, as well as more likely to communicate, than say a steak and potatoes Rural construction worker.
Therefore, this study's attempted claim of causality is bogus.

02/04/2009, 3:34 PM

anonymous said...
Who cares? It's supposed to be funny, not a forum on hipsters/townies lack of identity.

02/06/2009, 1:31 PM

hunter said...
vegetarians have better sex, but only if you define "better" by boring, vanilla, and lasting about half as long. i've yet to be properly fucked by a vegetarian.

02/06/2009, 6:27 PM

vegetarian #2 said...
congratulations on picking the rare few at the bottom of the barrel.

they even TASTE better...

02/10/2009, 01:19 AM

anonymous said...
ummm you do realize he probably saw the PETA ad that got banned from the Superbowl, which shows hot chicks getting hot and heavy with veggies and says "Vegetarians have better sex". He's a tard.

03/04/2009, 5:26 PM

anonymous said...
Exactly how many vegetarians have you fucked? Considering their relatively small number, the chances of running into one as a sexual partner are rather low, thus the odds you've had sex with more than one, even lower. What I'm trying to say is: you're a slut.


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